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Andre was on the news in early January 2024.<ref>https://www.cleveland.com/realestate-news/2024/02/euclid-beach-mobile-home-park-residents-start-to-vacate-making-way-for-new-lakefront-parkland.html</ref> Some newscaster thought it would be a good idea to interview Andre over the fact that his park had been sold out from under him. Bitter? You bet! Andre was sore as hell because the company who took over the park wanted to evicit him, but also had hired him to cut grass and do low level maintanence, and even given him free lot rent. This was all contingent on the fact that he was "their man in the park." Then they kicked him out of his home, fired him, and even towed his 2012 Chrylser. | Andre was on the news in early January 2024.<ref>https://www.cleveland.com/realestate-news/2024/02/euclid-beach-mobile-home-park-residents-start-to-vacate-making-way-for-new-lakefront-parkland.html</ref> Some newscaster thought it would be a good idea to interview Andre over the fact that his park had been sold out from under him.<ref>https://spectrumnews1.com/oh/columbus/news/2023/08/20/discontent-remains-after-mobile-homes--relocation-plans-continue</ref> Bitter? You bet! Andre was sore as hell because the company who took over the park wanted to evicit him, but also had hired him to cut grass and do low level maintanence, and even given him free lot rent. This was all contingent on the fact that he was "their man in the park." Then they kicked him out of his home, fired him, and even towed his 2012 Chrylser. | ||
Then he called me... | Then he called me... | ||
Revision as of 03:27, 14 February 2024
Andre is a 68 year old maintenance man who used to work in a trailer park in northern Ohio.[1] Currently, his whereabouts are kinda known as he occasionally texts or calls me.[2] Additionally, he occasionally shows up to various parties and cook outs.[3][4]
Andre is known as a "park prince." This slang term, denoting a very helpful person, usually describing an average guy who knows how to fix normal stuff like sinks, toilets, minor electrical problems, and holes in the goddamned drywall. Because of this "park prince" knowledge, people like Andre are granted perks by people who he helps.
Perks
Usually, when some random normal guy fixes your leaky kitchen faucet for free, it is customary to offer that guy a slice of pie, a pan of mac'n'cheese, or some good roasted chicken. This happens very often and is not considered a monetary exchange. It's just friends doing things for each other. Andre is very skilled at helping his neighbors and friends, and has often benefited from the various perks that these people offer him in exchange for his repair services. Sometimes, these perks cross over the line into physical and/or sexual rewards. When this happens, an individual must make some moral choices. Andre has made hundreds of these choices.
Stories
Andre, a Vietnam war veteran, blames his speech impediment on Agent Orange. This speech impediment does not take away from his story telling ability, and in fact, enhances it. Below, you will find two examples of Andre's stories:
The second mp4 file will not upload because mediawiki is shit. here is the file.
2024 Update
Andre was on the news in early January 2024.[5] Some newscaster thought it would be a good idea to interview Andre over the fact that his park had been sold out from under him.[6] Bitter? You bet! Andre was sore as hell because the company who took over the park wanted to evicit him, but also had hired him to cut grass and do low level maintanence, and even given him free lot rent. This was all contingent on the fact that he was "their man in the park." Then they kicked him out of his home, fired him, and even towed his 2012 Chrylser.
Then he called me...
Summation
While Andre may not be a total badass, he should offer hope to the average man. He does his thing, goes along with life, and manages to succeed despite his past and his age. Also, he doesn't give up, and you shouldn't give up either...there may be a pan of lasagna or a pot of chicken soup in your future.
References
- ↑ https://bloggin.space/andre.html
- ↑ He still lives in the park, but he is looking for someplace else to live.
- ↑ Depending on how his 2010 Chevy Tahoe is running at the time.
- ↑ He also has some dumb Dodge SUV that he hates.
- ↑ https://www.cleveland.com/realestate-news/2024/02/euclid-beach-mobile-home-park-residents-start-to-vacate-making-way-for-new-lakefront-parkland.html
- ↑ https://spectrumnews1.com/oh/columbus/news/2023/08/20/discontent-remains-after-mobile-homes--relocation-plans-continue
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* I used a toilet paper image because I couldn't find a good graphic for "human garbage"
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