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Jesus in heaven, this is sad as hell.[1]

Yes, I know that this is probably a product of imbalanced hormones while going through puberty. However, puberty seems to be lasting into men's 30's these days. There is no argument. Zoomers were absolutely betrayed by their parents, but it is more than likely that they were destroyed by a constant wave of horseshit that they could not endure.

The Copypasta

Quote.png It feels like everything would have been better if I was not born at all. Everything I do or try to do ends up a failure, what is a man without qualities and desire mean to do? My death would be too much for my parents to bear, but with every passing day as I get close to the end of my 20s, I begin to care less and less, nothing will really matter once I am death anyway, right? I had set a date in my 50s, and my mind gets closer to necrosis, things just become harder and harder, and this body which I have treated very poorly, is beginning to show me the consequences of my inaction. As I go from sloth to acedia, I feel the day I kill myself is getting closer. What a shame, what a shame indeed. That such as I, who has lived without needing to strive for anything as means of survival, wastes his place in life, and just shrivels up and die, someone could have made better use of this life, as cruel, disgusting and indulgent it may sound, I care little for it, and any and all layers of this feelings just go with the wind when the night dissapears into the morning. Maybe all I wanted was to be someone for anybody, even me, but I never was able to recognize myself, and even these thoughs and feeble words, that show someone who though like this lived, will just dissapear. Quote1.png

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Summation

Get off the internet, quit the games, and pick up a shovel. I really am baffled by this sort of behavior.

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References

Wiki Bullshit

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Zoomers is a part of a series on People*
* I used toilet paper image because I couldn't find a good graphic for "human garbage"

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Zoomers is a part of a series that concerns Morality.
In other words, pages discussing what a bad person you are.

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