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Yes, it is time to do the BallSac page thing. Enjoy your stay.

fedex go BOOM

Quote.png dude, the whole wiki isnt just about BallSac Quote1.png — Some Fucko, who was completely wrong

Friendly reminder...

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BallSac

Information
Age BallSac is over 50
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Hobbies Overwatch, Andy Sixx posting, logs, selling dildos, stumpin
Fun Fact Hates his boss and refuses to take steroids
Can be found in: Discord channels
IRC Status: normie trying to be NEET

<BallSac> nuthin to see here

<BallSac> move along

<BallSac> also

<+Erotica> xd

<BallSac> plox get your 6th vax shot

But then BallSac goes on to say such things as this:

   8:13 pm <BallSac> •tpuahsiew•
   8:14 pm <BallSac> 8 barrels of diesel fuel
   8:14 pm <BallSac> and
   8:14 pm <BallSac> 2 pallets of farm fertilizer
   8:14 pm <BallSac> can shut down a company too

moar jokes

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<+Erotica> why did BallSac choose to abduct that passed out drunk woman weishaupt

<+Erotica> so she could be fed eggs

<+Erotica> haaaaaaa

<@weishaupt> gdi

<@weishaupt> hahahahahahahaha

Destroying BallSac

Nothing to see here...

   12:28 pm <+Erotica> BallSac
   12:28 pm <+Erotica> how does it make you feel knowing
   12:29 pm <+Erotica> that you aren't at work today
   12:29 pm <+Erotica> and weishaupt knows this too
   12:29 pm <+Erotica> but will refuse to talk to you
   12:31 pm <BallSac> im not exactly sure WTF is goin on here
   12:31 pm <BallSac> VERY fuggin odd
   12:32 pm <+Erotica> he's trying to torture you I think BallSac

Spousal Hearsay and Speculation

Erotica let the AI portray some stumpin work.

<Erotica> weishaupt I think this block needs to be added to the wiki
<Erotica> <BallSac> i'll have you know
<Erotica> <BallSac> i already asked her
<Erotica> <BallSac> lotsa times
<Erotica> <BallSac> if she ever banged a black dude
<weishaupt> all righty
<Erotica> s/ll/lt/
<Murasa> <weishaupt> alt righty

Open AI Joins The Fun

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Stumpin

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Quote.png weishaupt: >mfw big tree stump rooted into the lunar regolith. it would have to be a really old tree, as plant growth is a bit stunted in regolith. - neko-nyan[1] Quote1.png

BallSac owns and operates a tree stump grinder. He struggles daily to find stumps to grind, and further struggles to receive payment once his stumps are ground.

Erotica, still tinkering with his AI bot, made a series of BallSac, in the future, grinding stumps on the moon.

Stumpin Continued

BallSac recently expressed a desire to "get back into skateboarding," because that is totally something a sane 50 year old man would rationally decide to do. Again, Erotica was quickly busy displaying what it might look like. Please note the Andy Sixx creamy log instead of a head and also the numerous tattoos on the stumper's arm.

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<@weishaupt> that might actually do some damage.
<+Erotica> yeah weishaupt why do you think he barely said anything today?
<+Erotica> xd

Stumpin Equipment

BallSac's Death

<+Erotica> @seen BallSac
<+ChanStat> BallSac was last seen messaging #/g/tv saying tell Erotica: some dumb link on Mon June 12 00:55:36 2023 UTC (23 hours, 39 minutes, 14 seconds ago)
<+Erotica> it's OVER
<+Erotica> BallSac is gone
<+Erotica> FOR GOOD

Yet there was one internet pal that gave BallSac a brief eulogy:

<@tpuahsiew> it is time for rememberance
<@tpuahsiew> my first recollection, once meeting the dear departed BallSac
<@tpuahsiew> was him bitching about 72
<@tpuahsiew> yet i listened to him over the years
<@tpuahsiew> watched the ebb and flow of such things as gummi
<@tpuahsiew> and klarstrup
<@tpuahsiew> and even metallica
<@tpuahsiew> and i always knew that i just could not save our friend BallSac
<@tpuahsiew> RIP in peace, my non-working in indiana friendo
<@tpuahsiew> Erotica, would you care to share some kind words at this point?
<@tpuahsiew> i guess not. this will be noted

homura Gets In On The Jokes

A few images to demonstrate the fun...

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Feet?

Ballsac wants dem feets. However:

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This man is probably like 50...

dat shid lookin ghetto as fugg

BallSac, unhappy with his life, has to shit on other people's hard (and superior) work, but is quickly slapped down...

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Further Study

  • moose fedex returns:
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https://moose.ghetty.space/#gallery?view=fedex

  • moose fedex2 returns:
fedex go BOOM

https://moose.ghetty.space/#gallery?view=fedex2

  • moose fedex3 returns:
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https://moose.ghetty.space/#gallery?view=fedex3

  • moose fedex4 returns:
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https://moose.ghetty.space/#gallery?view=fedex4

OH FUGG MUH TRUGG

What if FedEx fought back?

When BallSac Gets Depressed

Don't worry buddy, just watch this video. It will help you out.

Merch

We will be making t-shirts, hoodies, and coffee mugs for BallSac, to supliment his income. The logo will look like this:

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<+Murasa> YankMe Candle Co.: Our lit logo burns bright! We're here to light up your life (and other holes) tonight. With scents so enticing, you won't need romancing. Just grab hold and let us do the rest; we'll have you moaning like the West is best! So why settle for boring wax? Join the fun with our dual-purpose sacks.

<+Murasa> Let our flames flicker, our silicone shine; YankMe Candles: pleasure intertwined!

See Also

Want to chat with BallSac?

Quote.png "don't just read about him? abuse him yourself!" - <+Erotica> Quote1.png

The IRC thing quit working... like BallSac did.

References

The Other Stuff

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BallSac is a part of a series on Users
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BallSac is a part of a series on People*
* I used toilet paper image because I couldn't find a good graphic for "human garbage"

Elon Musk Charles Bukowski Darwin The Wrestler BallSac Gary The Tow Truck Driver Ron Perlman Mark Zuckerberg NPC Salman Rushdie Jeff's Sex Doll Dan Donics Thomas Paine Jim Rome Gummi Columbine Anon Johnny Depp Wikipedia Editor Andre StoneToss Bloggin.space DEAFTONEGOES Shawn's Shed Kirk Hammett Sergei Boobtitsky Certified Plummer Mr. Mitchell Grillo Cliff Is Back Albert Bourla Chuck Berry's Breakfast Justin Wilson The Vegan Teacher Steven Crowder Weishaupt John The Maintenance Guy Ye Pupienus You Blanche Dumas Zoomers Joe Buck NEET Trump The Legend Of Jeff Bam Margera Faye Reagan Vivek JFK Suggs Diggs Uncle Roger Matt Petgrave Robert Earl Hughes Tom Bosley Ian Murdock Penis Man Warwick Davis OJ Taylor LaVey Ben Garrison

BallSac is a part of a series on IRC
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