BallSac
Yes, it is time to do the BallSac page thing. Enjoy your stay.
dude, the whole wiki isnt just about BallSac 
— Some Fucko, who was completely wrong
Friendly reminder...
BallSac
| Information | |
|---|---|
| Age | BallSac is over 50
 |
| Hobbies | Overwatch, Andy Sixx posting, logs, selling dildos, stumpin |
| Fun Fact | Hates his boss and refuses to take steroids |
| Can be found in: | Discord channels |
| IRC Status: | normie trying to be NEET |
<BallSac> nuthin to see here
<BallSac> move along
<BallSac> also
<+Erotica> xd
<BallSac> plox get your 6th vax shot
But then BallSac goes on to say such things as this:
8:13 pm <BallSac> •tpuahsiew•
8:14 pm <BallSac> 8 barrels of diesel fuel
8:14 pm <BallSac> and
8:14 pm <BallSac> 2 pallets of farm fertilizer
8:14 pm <BallSac> can shut down a company too
moar jokes
<+Erotica> why did BallSac choose to abduct that passed out drunk woman weishaupt
<+Erotica> so she could be fed eggs
<+Erotica> haaaaaaa
<@weishaupt> gdi
<@weishaupt> hahahahahahahaha
Destroying BallSac
12:28 pm <+Erotica> BallSac
12:28 pm <+Erotica> how does it make you feel knowing
12:29 pm <+Erotica> that you aren't at work today
12:29 pm <+Erotica> and weishaupt knows this too
12:29 pm <+Erotica> but will refuse to talk to you
12:31 pm <BallSac> im not exactly sure WTF is goin on here
12:31 pm <BallSac> VERY fuggin odd
12:32 pm <+Erotica> he's trying to torture you I think BallSac
Spousal Hearsay and Speculation
<Erotica> weishaupt I think this block needs to be added to the wiki
<Erotica> <BallSac> i'll have you know
<Erotica> <BallSac> i already asked her
<Erotica> <BallSac> lotsa times
<Erotica> <BallSac> if she ever banged a black dude
<weishaupt> all righty
<Erotica> s/ll/lt/
<Murasa> <weishaupt> alt righty
Open AI Joins The Fun
Stumpin
weishaupt: >mfw big tree stump rooted into the lunar regolith. it would have to be a really old tree, as plant growth is a bit stunted in regolith. - neko-nyan[1]
BallSac owns and operates a tree stump grinder. He struggles daily to find stumps to grind, and further struggles to receive payment once his stumps are ground.
Erotica, still tinkering with his AI bot, made a series of BallSac, in the future, grinding stumps on the moon.
Stumpin Continued
BallSac recently expressed a desire to "get back into skateboarding," because that is totally something a sane 50 year old man would rationally decide to do. Again, Erotica was quickly busy displaying what it might look like. Please note the Andy Sixx creamy log instead of a head and also the numerous tattoos on the stumper's arm.
<@weishaupt> that might actually do some damage.
<+Erotica> yeah weishaupt why do you think he barely said anything today?
<+Erotica> xd
Stumpin Equipment
BallSac's Death
<+Erotica> @seen BallSac
<+ChanStat> BallSac was last seen messaging #/g/tv saying tell Erotica: some dumb link on Mon June 12 00:55:36 2023 UTC (23 hours, 39 minutes, 14 seconds ago)
<+Erotica> it's OVER
<+Erotica> BallSac is gone
<+Erotica> FOR GOOD
Yet there was one internet pal that gave BallSac a brief eulogy:
<@tpuahsiew> it is time for rememberance
<@tpuahsiew> my first recollection, once meeting the dear departed BallSac
<@tpuahsiew> was him bitching about 72
<@tpuahsiew> yet i listened to him over the years
<@tpuahsiew> watched the ebb and flow of such things as gummi
<@tpuahsiew> and klarstrup
<@tpuahsiew> and even metallica
<@tpuahsiew> and i always knew that i just could not save our friend BallSac
<@tpuahsiew> RIP in peace, my non-working in indiana friendo
<@tpuahsiew> Erotica, would you care to share some kind words at this point?
<@tpuahsiew> i guess not. this will be noted
homura Gets In On The Jokes
A few images to demonstrate the fun...
Feet?
Ballsac wants dem feets. However:
This man is probably like 50...
dat shid lookin ghetto as fugg
BallSac, unhappy with his life, has to shit on other people's hard (and superior) work, but is quickly slapped down...
Further Study
- moose fedex returns:
https://moose.ghetty.space/#gallery?view=fedex
- moose fedex2 returns:
https://moose.ghetty.space/#gallery?view=fedex2
- moose fedex3 returns:
https://moose.ghetty.space/#gallery?view=fedex3
- moose fedex4 returns:
https://moose.ghetty.space/#gallery?view=fedex4
OH FUGG MUH TRUGG
What if FedEx fought back?
When BallSac Gets Depressed
Don't worry buddy, just watch this video. It will help you out.
Merch
We will be making t-shirts, hoodies, and coffee mugs for BallSac, to supliment his income. The logo will look like this:
<+Murasa> YankMe Candle Co.: Our lit logo burns bright! We're here to light up your life (and other holes) tonight. With scents so enticing, you won't need romancing. Just grab hold and let us do the rest; we'll have you moaning like the West is best! So why settle for boring wax? Join the fun with our dual-purpose sacks.
<+Murasa> Let our flames flicker, our silicone shine; YankMe Candles: pleasure intertwined!
See Also
Want to chat with BallSac?
"don't just read about him? abuse him yourself!" - <+Erotica>
The IRC thing quit working... like BallSac did.
References
The Other Stuff
* I used toilet paper image because I couldn't find a good graphic for "human garbage"
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