Yes, it is time to do the BallSac page thing. Enjoy your stay.
|Age||BallSac is over 50|
|Hobbies||Overwatch, Andy Sixx posting, logs, selling dildos, stumpin|
|Fun Fact||Hates his boss and refuses to take steroids|
|Can be found in:||Discord channels|
|IRC Status:||normie trying to be NEET|
<BallSac> nuthin to see here
<BallSac> move along
<BallSac> plox get your 6th vax shot
But then BallSac goes on to say such things as this:
8:13 pm <BallSac> •tpuahsiew•
8:14 pm <BallSac> 8 barrels of diesel fuel
8:14 pm <BallSac> and
8:14 pm <BallSac> 2 pallets of farm fertilizer
8:14 pm <BallSac> can shut down a company too
<+Erotica> why did BallSac choose to abduct that passed out drunk woman weishaupt
<+Erotica> so she could be fed eggs
12:28 pm <+Erotica> BallSac
12:28 pm <+Erotica> how does it make you feel knowing
12:29 pm <+Erotica> that you aren't at work today
12:29 pm <+Erotica> and weishaupt knows this too
12:29 pm <+Erotica> but will refuse to talk to you
12:31 pm <BallSac> im not exactly sure WTF is goin on here
12:31 pm <BallSac> VERY fuggin odd
12:32 pm <+Erotica> he's trying to torture you I think BallSac
Spousal Hearsay and Speculation
<Erotica> weishaupt I think this block needs to be added to the wiki
<Erotica> <BallSac> i'll have you know
<Erotica> <BallSac> i already asked her
<Erotica> <BallSac> lotsa times
<Erotica> <BallSac> if she ever banged a black dude
<weishaupt> all righty
<Murasa> <weishaupt> alt righty
Open AI Joins The Fun
weishaupt: >mfw big tree stump rooted into the lunar regolith. it would have to be a really old tree, as plant growth is a bit stunted in regolith. - neko-nyan
BallSac owns and operates a tree stump grinder. He struggles daily to find stumps to grind, and further struggles to receive payment once his stumps are ground.
Erotica, still tinkering with his AI bot, made a series of BallSac, in the future, grinding stumps on the moon.
BallSac recently expressed a desire to "get back into skateboarding," because that is totally something a sane 50 year old man would rationally decide to do. Again, Erotica was quickly busy displaying what it might look like. Please note the Andy Sixx creamy log instead of a head and also the numerous tattoos on the stumper's arm.
homura Gets In On The Jokes
A few images to demonstrate the fun...
Ballsac wants dem feets. However:
This man is probably like 50...
dat shid lookin ghetto as fugg
BallSac, unhappy with his life, has to shit on other people's hard (and superior) work, but is quickly slapped down...
- moose fedex returns:
- moose fedex2 returns:
- moose fedex3 returns:
- moose fedex4 returns:
OH FUGG MUH TRUGG
What if FedEx fought back?
When BallSac Gets Depressed
Don't worry buddy, just watch this video. It will help you out.
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The Other Stuff
* I used toilet paper image because I couldn't find a good graphic for "human garbage"
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