Cliff Is Back

Cliffy

Renovating a trailer using the correct tools.

Telling innocent kids to get lost.

(Sung to the tune of Without Me by Eminem)

Two trailer park rehabers go 'round the outside
'Round the outside, 'round the outside
Two trailer park rehabers go 'round the outside
'Round the outside, 'round the outside

Guess who's back, back again
Cliffy's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back?

I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Jimmie no more
They want Cliffy, Jimmie's chopped liver
Well if you want Cliffy, this is what I'll give ya
A little swiss cake rollls and insulin liquor
Some sexy Charlotte: that'll jump start my heart quicker
Then a shock when I get shocked by a rehab generator
By the park manager when I'm not operating
Cuz I'm rocking the saw-z-all while she's complaining (hey)
You waited this long to stop debating
'Cause I'm back, I'm on the tractor and I'm making hay
I know-that you gave me a job, Pennsylvania
But your state's farming problem's complicating
So the park won't let me be or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down out at Raintree
But it feels so empty without me

Cliff Responds

“ You know what???” --Cliffy, as he is raising a fist

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