The Dark Side Of The Stump
Grind
Sung to the tune of "Time" by Pink Floyd
Driving around in a FedEx truck is a dull day
Posting Andy Sixx Logs for hours in an offhand way
Kicking the dog in the backyard of the homestead
Hopefully doing it will make me feel less gay
Time for stumping in the sunshine, praying for no weekend rain
You aren't young and the wife hates you, and there are plans to kill today
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you
She's still alive, you forgot to load the gun
And you grind, and you grind to catch up with the bills cuz she's bitchin'
Raging around the house about you again
The candle is the same in a relative way but you're older
Shorter of length and quite a bit smaller in girth
Every manlet is getting shorter, they just never seem to learn
Plans to explode FedEx come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines
Hanging on in quiet desperation is the BallSac's way
The stump is gone, the song is over, thought this thing would be less gay
grind stumper grind
tear up that stump,
forget any fun
and when the stump is done
time to turn around
and grind another one
far away, across the field
the nagging of the harpy wife
draws the stumper to his knees
"clean the pool remove that tragic smell"
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