Stump
Sung to the tune of "Lump" by the Presidents of the United States of America.
STUMP SAT ALONE IN BALSAC'S TRUCK
TOTALLY EMOTIONLESS AND DIDNT GIVE A FUCK
STUMPS FLOWED UP INTO BALLSAC'S CHATS
TOTALLY CONFUSING THE PASSING FED EX'S
SHE'S STUMP! SHE'S STUMP!
SHE MIGHT GET A GRIND
SHE'S STUMP! SHE'S STUMP! SHE'S STUMP!
HOPE THE SAW DON'T BIND
STUMP FINGERED FIRST IN LINE FOR PENECKS RUMP
AND THE DONICS SHE TOOK WAS SORT OF HUGE AND INSANE
SMALL THINGS SO SAD THE BENIS COULDN'T STAND
IS STUMP GOONING OR COCKING OUT WITH HER HAND?
SHE'S STUMP! SHE'S STUMP!
SHE MIGHT GET A GRIND
SHE'S STUMP! SHE'S STUMP! SHE'S STUMP!
HOPE THE SAW DON'T BIND
STUMP WAS LONELY AND NEEDED A CHAT
STUMP LIMPED ON A LOG AND TUMBLED INTO A TRUMP
SHE SPENT HER MONEYS ON BITCOINS
AND HER BANK ACCOUNT WAS TOSSED IN THE DUMP
SHE'S STUMP! SHE'S STUMP!
SHE MIGHT GET A GRIND
SHE'S STUMP! SHE'S STUMP! SHE'S STUMP!
HOPE THE SAW DON'T BIND
IS THIS STUMP OUTTA MY SHED?
I SCHTINK SO...
IS THIS STUMP OUTTA MY SHED?
I SCHTINK SO...
IS THIS STUMP OUTTA MY SHED?
I SCHTINK SO...
IS THIS STUMP OUTTA MY SHED?
I SCHTINK SO...
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Further Study
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