adam ragusea
Adam Ragusea is first, and foremost, a journalist a youtuber a rip-off artist, and we all know where that leads. Later, he took his "journalism" to youtube and made a bunch of money grifting off of Alton Brown's television content. Adam's earliest videos are totally a rip off of "Good Eats" without Alton's artistic expertise. Adam only really started making money off of his channel when the covid horseshit went down. He even admits it.[1]
Additionally, both Adam and Alton are insufferable communists.
Origin Story
It's obvious that Adam and his gap-toothed wife come from east coast money. While he claims to be of Italian heritage, and he might have some Italian in the woodpile, he is far too snobby to actually say what part of the old country he comes from.
His wife, Lauren Morrill[2], who doesn't take his surname but sure does take his fame and money, is a "romance novelist." This is code for "I sit at home all day, doing nothing and sopping up my husband's wealth and adulation." Also, it is code for "I published some fan-fic after having a single college lesbian affair while drunk."
When Georgia's tax laws got a bit too steep for his family (probably because he voted for them), Adam picked up his family and went to Tennessee to ruin that state as well. While there, he bought a plantation and had it completly gutted and renovated. He then bragged about how great it was to be a youtube content creator and how he had made so much money, he would never have to work again. After that, knowing that he would never have to face consequences again, he went full commie retard and started shaming people for their Carbon Footprint.
Somehow, Adam and Lauren have 2 kids...and Adam promptly had his balls clipped with a vasectomy.[3] Oh yeah, then he made a few videos showing off his home gym...that you can't afford.
Totally Communist
Adam is the type of limousine liberal that will tell you that being poor is noble while standing in front of a $15,000.00 refridgerator.[4] He is also the guy who will flaunt how cool his house is, taking you on a tour of it and showing you his greenhouse and fish tanks, while at the same time telling you that you are bad for using a gasoline powered leaf blower.
References
- ↑ I can't find the original clip or quote right now, trust me bro.
- ↑ https://instagram.com/stories/laurenmorrill/2581553513168840519
- ↑ His wife probably bullied him into it.
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8-_DJd1Ii8
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