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I don't have a twitter, I don't really care about what Elon does, and I am pretty sure all of this will turn out badly.[1] Why? Because in this timeline, everything turns up badly. You have to grab your little laughs when you can, and relish them before the next wave of bullshit flows in.

My little laughs that I am grabbing? The events of April 25, 2022. After that, only the evil mastermind will reveal his true intentions. I did see, however, that somebody locked any edits from the twitter code, preventing any shenanigans before Elon gets his mitts on it.[2]

HIStory

Elon "huge cock and balls" Musk is a South African dude that Erotica hates. Elon owns stuff like Starlink, Tesla, and as of April 25, 2022: Twitter.

The tweet that ended it all.

<@tpuahsiew> no matter how much
<@tpuahsiew> Erotica tries to turn any of us away from elon
<@tpuahsiew> we just have to mention that pic
<@tpuahsiew> and all discussion ends
<+Erotica> BallSac will pay for this.

Twitter

Control of Twitter

Step 1: Shitpost on Twitter
Step 2: Buy Twitter
Step 3: ??????
Step 4: Mars colonies

Elon Musk owns 73,486,938 shares ALL THE SHARES of Twitter.

Math

Something that is obviously edited, but I still found funny:

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Elon's Lead Up Prior To Purchase

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Advice For Those Who Might Be Angry

Employment advice:

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Hate twitter now? Elon will take care of you.

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The Day After

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Grimes

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Further Reading

Note: All this shit is way outdated.

References

  1. Elon is supervillain badguy levels, but I have to say that it's funny what he did.
  2. https://github.com/twitter/the-algorithm
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Elon Musk is a part of a series on Media
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Elon Musk is going to kill you.
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Elon Musk is a part of a series on People*
* I used toilet paper image because I couldn't find a good graphic for "human garbage"