I don't have a twitter, I don't really care about what Elon does, and I am pretty sure all of this will turn out badly. Why? Because in this timeline, everything turns up badly. You have to grab your little laughs when you can, and relish them before the next wave of bullshit flows in.
My little laughs that I am grabbing? The events of April 25, 2022. After that, only the evil mastermind will reveal his true intentions. I did see, however, that somebody locked any edits from the twitter code, preventing any shenanigans before Elon gets his mitts on it.
Elon "huge cock and balls" Musk is a South African dude that Erotica hates. Elon owns stuff like Starlink, Tesla, and as of April 25, 2022: Twitter.
Control of Twitter
Step 1: Shitpost on Twitter
Step 2: Buy Twitter
Step 3: ??????
Step 4: Mars colonies
Elon Musk owns
73,486,938 shares ALL THE SHARES of Twitter.
Something that is obviously edited, but I still found funny:
Elon's Lead Up Prior To Purchase
Advice For Those Who Might Be Angry
Hate twitter now? Elon will take care of you.
The Day After
Note: All this shit is way outdated.
- Elon Musk buys 9% stake in Twitter, becoming platform's largest shareholder
- Elon Musk buys 9% stake in Twitter — days after criticizing it over free speech
- Elon Musk purchases stake in Twitter after slamming its approach to 'free speech'
- Elon is supervillain badguy levels, but I have to say that it's funny what he did.
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