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By changing the color of weather maps to RED, NPCs are induced to do the following:
Pay more taxes, fund more weapons to Ukraine, pay for more abortions, stop driving large trucks, save the whales, save the seals, increase mail in voting, wear a mask, outlaw small engines, get another vaccine, question your gender, social distance (six feet, fucko), and call somebody a racist.
Once they run out of alarming colors, they switch to colors like bright purple...and eventually to bright white. When that happens, its 90 degrees Fahrenheit out there. Better shelter in place and wait for the police to come arrest you for using your lawn sprinklers.
For Further Study
Please note the temperatures in these images, and read the article here.
For Further, Further Study
- Why is Scotland orange in this graphic? I bought gloves in Scotland today. Gloves. In July. Gloves.!