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More satire.
Even MOAR satire.

Vaxxie, Vaxxie, heart attacksie
Takes his tests...
And wears his masky...

Still got Covid, every strain
Got the spike proteins in his brain...

Got the VAIDS at 24,
"Dr. Fauchi, gimmie more!"

Had a stroke at 25,
"Thanks to Moderna I'm still alive!"

Swollen heart at 26,
Prayed to Pfizer for that sweet, sweet fix...

Died of SADS at 27,
Somehow thought he'd wind up in heaven...

Vaxxie, Vaxxie, heart attacksie
Took his clot shots...
Wore his masky...

Obituary headline sadly noted:
"Anti-Vaxxer Dies of Covid"

Vaxxtard

Sung to the tune of "Rockstar"

Somebody once told me, Covid was gonna roll me
They weren’t the sharpest tool in the shed
She was lookin’ kinda dumb, with that useless muzzle on
And a swab up her nose to her forehead
Well jabbies start droppin’, and they don’t stop droppin’
Back to back jabs and their veins start poppin’
Didn’t make sense to use your brain
Blood so thick it clogs the mortuary drain
So much to do so much to see
Need your vaxxpass to join in with society
Now you’ll never have kids
And if you did they’d just die of SIDS
Hey now, you’re a vaxxtard, get your clot shot, get VAIDS!
Hey now, you’re a smoothbrain, now you’re dying, in vain!
All the government says is gold
Now you’re buried in a hole


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Vaxxie is going to kill you.