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ITS A HOAX, THIS GUY...GEEZ...
On or around March 11, 2022 many users of the irc.rizon.net IRC network received a mass private message from user "chicken_nugger" that contained the following link: https://ghostbin.lain.la/paste/7vpkz Contained in that link was the following text:
The Nicks Recorded
I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're referring to as Hochi, is in fact, Hochi/Zingas, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Hochi plus Zingas. Hochi is not a shitposter unto himself, but rather another chinese component of a fully functioning shiposting system made useful by the hochi corelibs, gas utilities and vital system components comprising a full shitposter as defined by Rizon. - Monkt
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Gummi is also known as shit-pipe. A shit-pipe is depicted below:
I forgot I wrote the first and last one of these. I cannot remember who wrote the second one, but it's good, so I shall steal it from the rizon wiki.
There once was a CHING CHONG from Nantucket
Whose penis was so small he said "fuck it"
So he cut off his log while butchering a dog
Then had pork fried poodle and WANG in a bucket
There once was a ching chong from malay
Who ran out of fresh cut Shar Pei
So he sliced off his cock, and dumped it into the wok
And said "This DOG tastes like wieners today"
There once was a fellow named hochi
Who mass highlighted channels to be funny
But then he got banned and had to eat dog that was canned
With mashed potatoes and rotten kim-chee
- Another wiki with some good information.
- Same wiki with further study.
- Exhaustive list of other nicknames that gummi uses.
- Another list of gummi nicks on bloggin.space.
- Original g/tv page on rizon wiki.
- blogginpedia mirror of g/tv page.
- The full copypasta: I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're referring to as Hochi, is in fact, Hochi/Zingas, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Hochi plus Zingas. Hochi is not a shitposter unto himself, but rather another chinese component of a fully functioning shiposting system made useful by the hochi corelibs, gas utilities and vital system components comprising a full shitposter as defined by Rizon. Many IRC networks run a modified version of hochi every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of calibration engineer which is widely used today is often called Hochi, and many of its victims are not aware that it is basically the Zingas system, developed by the /g/tv Project. There really is a Hochi, and these people are being masshilighted by it, but it is just a part of the IRC network they use. Hochi is the shit: the mental retardation in the system that allocates the shitposting resources to the other programs that you run. The hochi is an essential part of an IRC network, but useless by itself; it can only shitpost in the context of a complete IRCd. Hochi is normally used in combination with Zingas: the whole system is basically Zingas with Hochi added, or Hochi/Zingas. All the so-called Hochiminh distributions are really distributions of Hochi/Zingas!