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Quote.png <@penecks> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Quote1.png

Humans enjoy food.

"Taking a penecks" is the very human act of defecating, whether it be in a toilet, dinner plate, cement bucket, truck bed, underpants, or someplace else. These other places can be anywhere convenient, yet for some reason, the majority of humans take penecks in streets as opposed to far more sanitary ways.

Upon sensing the urge to defecate, humans, who are usually busy at their computer terminals chatting with other humans, wage cages, or other meaningless exertions, announce that it is time to "take a poo poo." Usually, decorum and politeness predisposes this sort of crass phrasing and humans substitute such insensitive wording in a much more meaningful and more adroit manner by inserting the much better descriptor of "penecks."


Types of penecks

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There are several types of penecks which are dependent upon the eadding and drinking habits of the human who is taking the penecks. Below, you will find a handy list of the various types of penecks.

  • The Huge penecks - A penecks that is considered large by human standpoint. These penecks tend to damage human azzholes with their shear size and girth.
  • The Loose penecks - A penecks that is usually due to poor eadding or drinking habits. Humans who do not look after the amount of fiber they consume or who consume far too much coffee or cheaper bears will have Loose penecks. Humans have reported using several rolls of toilet paper and experiencing "blown out azzhole" during the process of expelling a Loose penecks.
  • The Fiery penecks - Humans who partake of 4loko energy/alcohol drink late into the evening/morning and then supplement their diet with pickled jalapeno peppers, hard boiled eggs, gas station hamburgers, white castle sliders, Hormel canned chili, taco bell, or Nashville hot chicken will experience the Fiery penecks.
  • The Tight penecks - A human diet consisting of lentils, tree bark, OSB building materials, broccoli, cabbage, oats, and carbon neutral weeds will lead to the Tight penecks. Humans who incorporate such items into their diet report penecks that are "tight and bound." Penecks of this arrangement tend to expel themselves in a perfect bullet shape or a quite flawed and broken penecks that can shatter a toilet bowl out of its shear velocity.
  • The Greasy penecks - No human has reported a Greasy penecks up to this point. One singular report from an unreliable source reported that it resembled an oil slick.
  • The Ghost penecks - A penecks that a human feels leave his or her body, yet does not appear in the toilet. Additionally, once toilet tissue is used, no evidence of penecks is found upon the paper.
  • The Paid penecks = Taking a penecks while at work. This form of penecks can be performed by both hourly waged employees as well as salaried workers.

Quote.png I am tired I think I shall go to sleep. 7 hours until I get to drop a penecks at work Quote1.png Ryu77

DEAFTONEGOES Gives A Shoutout

The Betrayal

Penecks was betrayed by his ""friend"" Ryu77 after trying to defend him from savage attacks. All he got for it was this dumb article created by boomers. Do not be nice to anyone.

Discussion

<@penecks> um weishaupt one problem

<@penecks> Erotica said to stop using this meme

<@weishaupt> okay

<@weishaupt> another problem

<@weishaupt> i dont care


Alternate penecks

A human user has assumed the designation of "penecks" and has stated that when he or she defacates, the act is called a "donics."

Quotes

Quote.png I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Penix, is in fact, GNU/Penix, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Penix. -- <+neko-nyan> Quote1.png

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