Dan

Look at this dipshit, playing with poop.

Imagine a giant penis flying towards your mouth, and there’s nothing you can do about it. And you’re like “Oh man, I’m gonna have to suck this thing”, and you brace yourself to suck this giant penis. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself “Well, at least I got that out of the way”, but then the giant penis rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant penis is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That’s when the giant penis slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant penis finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what running a wiki is like.

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* I used toilet paper image because I couldn't find a good graphic for "human garbage"

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