Top Ten List

This is a list of top ten lists. As much as you would like to disagree or argue, you will be wrong.

This list of lists will grow over the course of time.

TOP TEN GREATEST SOUNDTRACKS OF ALL TIME

1. The Last of the Mohicans
2. The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
3. Superman
4. Amadeus
5. The Godfather
6. The Lord of the Rings
7. O Brother, Where Art Thou?
8. Saturday Night Fever
9. Tommy
10. The Sound Of Music

PLEASE NOTE, THERE ARE NO VIDEO GAME SOUNDTRACKS OR ANIME SOUNDTRACKS BECAUSE THOSE THINGS ARE GAY

TOP TEN HOTEST FEMALE MEMBERS OF THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA

1. Big Barda
2. Wonder Woman
3. Zantanna
4. Black Canary
5. Hawk Girl
6. Huntress
7. Power Girl
8. Fire & Ice (twosome, FUCK YEAH!)
9. Star Girl
10. Katana

Honorable mention: Jessica Cruz (Green Lantern)

TOP TEN TRANNY PROGRESSION STEPS

1. You are not, never were, and never will be a woman.
2. You have a mental illness.
3. The people close to you give shallow and inauthentic "support" for your mental illness while mocking you behind your back.
4. You only pretend to be a woman because you're an attention whore.
5. The more you indulge in this delusion, the more permanent and irreversible the damage is.
6. If taken to its fullest, you will chemically and surgically alter your body in an attempt to pass. You will never pass.
7. Your broad shoulders, your deep voice, your thinning hair, and your lack of curves will stare back at you in the mirror. Every day, your delusion will become more difficult to maintain.
8. When the dam breaks, you will kill yourself.
9. When you do kill yourself, your parents will put your real name on your tombstone.
10. The End.

TOP TEN BEST THINGS TO SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER DURING A TRAFFIC STOP

10. My car's still not as low as your career ceiling...
9. Do I know how fast I was going? Why? Is there a prize?
8. Where are the rest of the Village People?
7. I thought you had to be in shape to be a cop.
6. I PAY YOUR SALARY!
5. My best friend/brother/sister/father/mother is a LAWYER and I'm gonna have your job!
4. Didn't you get your ass kicked on COPs?
3. You're giving me a ticket? Okay, but can you speed this up, I have more important things to do.
2. Officer, if I weren't so drunk right now i'd get out of this truck and kick your ass.
1. What's your badge number, sweety?

TOP TEN BEST GREATEST TELEVISION THEME SONGS OF ALL TIME

10. Barney Miller
9. Rawhide
8. The Sopranos
7. Peter Gunn
6. The Dukes of Hazard
5. The Addams Family
4. Miami Vice
3. TIE: Mission: Impossible and Hawaii Five-O
2. Airwolf
1. Magnum P.I. (1980)

Honorable mention: Gilligan's Island, The Jeffersons, Sanford and Son, M*A*S*H, and Night Court (Thanks for reminding me, QQSS).

TOP TEN BEST GREATEST BRITISH INVASION BANDS OF ALL TIME

10. Gerry and the Pacemakers
9. The Searchers
8. Dave Clark Five
7. The Hollies
6. The Zombies
5. The Pretty Things
4. The Kinks
3. The Animals
2. The Who
1. The Yardbirds

Note, The Beatles and The Rolling Stones pretty much suck and your opinion is wrong.

TOP TEN BEST MOST POWERFUL MEMBERS OF THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF ALL TIME

1. The Flash
2. Superman
3. The Martian Manhunter
4. Wonder Woman
5. John Constantine
6. Aquaman
7. Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)
8. Red Tornado
9. Shazam
10. Doctor Fate

Batman isn't powerful fuckos. Also, The Spectre was never a member of the Justice League.

TOP FOUR GREATEST MALE TENNIS PLAYERS OF ALL TIME

1. Pete Sampras
2. Jimmy Connors
3. John McEnroe
4. Serena Williams

TOP TEN GREATEST MEDIA EVENTS OF ALL TIME

1. 911
2. JFK
3. Trump's plane flying back to Mar-a-Lago
4. Waco, Texas Branch Davidians
5. OJ Simpson slow speed chase
6. OH NO...that sucks guy commits suicide
7. Lunar landing
8. Shock and Awe - Desert Storm
9. Tear Down This Wall
10. BUCKWHEAT HAS BEEN SHOT

TOP TEN COLLEGE FOOTBALL TEAMS THAT I PERSONALLY HATE

1. TTUN
2. Notre Dame
3. USC
4. Alabama
5. Clempus
6. Red Sox fans
7. Everything that has to do with the SEC
8. Refs
9. ESPN
10. Every other college football team

TOP TEN THINGS FOUND IN EVICTION HOMES THAT NEED CLEANED OUT

Sorry, this list goes far in depth on certain subjects, but the truth is the truth.

10. Free food from food pantries that nobody wants. Seriously, off brand Bisquick is horded to cut drugs with, but apple pie filling is a thing they don't use.
9. Lots and lots of broken children's toys. What's worse is that they are mostly toys that nobody wants.
8. Clothes. Sorry Jethro, brown leather leisure suits will never come back into fashion.
7. Cats
6. Those plastic bags you get from grocery stores. Somebody has told people that these things are useful after their initial job is done.
5. Sex toys.
4. Torn up furniture and dirty cooking utensils. I once found a drawer full of plastic sporks, spoons, and knives that still had food and grease on them. Some had cigarette burns on them. What were they going to do???
3. Bedbugs
2. Roaches
1. Dog shit and dog shit accessories that include:

pee pads
dog cages full of poo
snap floor boards so full of piss that they warp
brown stains on the wall that are far to high for a dog to make
dog beds brad-nailed to the wall (I didn't ask)
dog food all over the floor near a busted water pipe
rawhide chew toys stuffed in a sink
rawhide chew toys stuffed in a toilet
a dead dog (wrapped in a sleeping bag)
live dogs (left by ex-home owners)
fleas
a dog hide that was actually tanned and hung
a dog skull in a bucket of bleach
a sex toy that was made to look like a dog penis
an actual dog penis in a jar of alcohol
an actual dog that the county sheriff thought he would have to shoot, but was too scared, so he handed a maintenance worker his 9mm

TOP TEN GREATEST TOOLS (not the band) OF ALL TIME

Partner Saw.

10. A Stick
9. SharkBites
8. Propane Weed Burner (some people call them rosebuds or torches)
7. 12 lbs. Double Face Sledge Hammer
6. Cordless Sawzall (many brands)
5. Stihl WOOD BOSS®
4. Stihl FARM BOSS®
3. 4 inch cordless angle grinder
2. 7 inch angle grinder
1. Partner Saw (also known as a concrete saw, consaw, road saw, cut-off saw, slab saw or quick cut)

Stay tuned for more top ten lists on this list of top tens.

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