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There are several trillion Sticks in the world. This has been a fact for millions of years. Though Sticks can be different, each and every one of them can be used as a tool of some sort.

Description of A Stick

This is A Stick:

In the above image, the Stick shown can be used as a tooth pick or several other tools that require a small, thin tool to finish the job. The example is just one of the millions of types of sticks available.

A Stick In Use

This is A Stick being used as a tool:

The 1.25 inch dowel rod is actually a carefully crafted Stick that has been shoved into a leaking water fixture, stopping the leak.

Other Things You Can Do With A Stick

A Stick being made into a sharp tool.
  • bust one off in somebody's ass
  • stir a pot
  • kill mosquitoes
  • maneuver a crowd of people out of the way
  • pry an item out of something
  • kindle a fire
  • pick dog shit out of the grooves in the bottom of your work boots
  • dig a splinter out
  • knock something out of a tree
  • club an attacker over the head
  • roast marshmallows
  • push a button that is just out of reach
  • wrap rope around it to make a spool
  • jam it into an evil person's eye
  • prop up a rock to make a dead fall trap
  • whittle it sharp and drill a hole in thin leather
  • write messages in sand or mud
  • play fetch with a dog
  • disable a coin operated vending machine by shoving it in the coin slot
  • hit a golf ball
  • back scratcher
  • drum stick
  • remove cat toys out from under the refrigerator
  • shove it into a blister to drain it
  • a cane for when you have a broken ankle
  • make a Vietnamese trap that will wound the enemy
  • make jokes about something being Sticky

And literally millions of more uses. Utilization of A Stick is only limited by the user's imagination.

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