FAB FACTS!!!
FAB FACT #1: sharks have been around on planet earth longer than trees
FAB FACT #2: the first person convicted of speeding was traveling at 8 miles per hour.
FAB FACT #3: the moon has "moon quakes"
FAB FACT #4: rabbits cannot puke
FAB FACT #5 the english word with the most definitions is "set"
FAB FACT #6 space smells like steak
FAB FACT #7 ben franklin had 11 bodies in his basement
FAB FACT #8 humans have gained an extra bone in their knee recently and it is called a fabella
FAB FACT #9 depending on its temperature, water makes different sounds
FAB FACT #10 the legend of the loch ness monster is over 1500 years old
FAB FACT #11 the first iphone wasnt made by apple
FAB FACT #12 a tick bite can make you allergic to red meat
FAB FACT #13 james doohan, known as scotty from star trek, had his finger shot off by friendly fire at juno beach during d-day
FAB FACT #14 greenland sharks are capable of living over 450 years
FAB FACT #15 mucus is expelled from the nose faster than a cheetah can run
FAB FACT #16 saudi arabia imports camels from australia
FAB FACT #17 pluto is technically only one year old
FAB FACT #18 there are 2000 serial killers active in the united states right now
FAB FACT #19 every time you shuffle a deck of cards, the combination has never happened before (52 factorial)
FAB FACT #20 the incas used to give guinea pigs earings and other jewlry
FAB FACT #21 pen caps have a hole in them because a child choked on one once
FAB FACT #22 beaver poop is used to enhance vanilla flavoring
FAB FACT #23 dolphins sleep with one eye open
FAB FACT #24 squirrels are responsible for most power outages
FAB FACT #25 the inventor of the pringles can is buried in one
FAB FACT #26 the goodyear blimp is the offical bird of redondo beach, california
FAB FACT #27 an average cloud can weigh more than a million pounds
FAB FACT #28 james cameron sold the rights to "the terminator" for one dollar
FAB FACT #29 blue whales have veins so large, a fully grown human can swim through one.
FAB FACT #30 vincent connare invented the comic sans font
FAB FACT #31 rumble strips on route 66 in new mexico will sound like "america the beautiful" when driven over at 45 miles per hour
FAB FACT #32 sloths can hold their breath longer than dolphins can
FAB FACT #33 all froot loops cereal are the same flavoring
FAB FACT #34 adolf hitler was nominated for a nobel peace prize
FAB FACT #35 the tongue of a blue whale weighs more than an elephant
FAB FACT #36 the world's tallest waterfall is under water
FAB FACT #37 the inventor of most of the internet hates that he invented URLs
FAB FACT #38 everybody knows that a flock of crows is called a "murder" but most people do not know that a flock of ravens is called an "unkindness"
FAB FACT #39 the world's smallest wasp is smaller than an amoeba
FAB FACT #40 the last letter added to the english alphabet was the letter "J"
FAB FACT #41 canada eats more mac'n'cheese than any other country on earth
FAB FACT #42 there are more lego "mini figures" in existance than actual people on earth
FAB FACT #43 australia is wider than the moon
FAB FACT #44 in 2014, there was a tinder match in antacrtica
FAB FACT #45 queen elizabeth II is a mechanic and can repair automobile engines
FAB FACT #46 wombat poop comes out in cubes
FAB FACT #47 king henry the eigth knighted the four people in charge of wiping his ass
FAB FACT #48 abe lincoln was once a bartender
FAB FACT #49 the mars rover played "happy birthday" to itself on its aniversery of one year on the planet
FAB FACT #50 richard nixon was an accomplished accordion player
FAB FACT #51 james pierpoint wrote "jingle bells" in 1857 and it was originally a drinking song
FAB FACT #52 orcas have 2 organs that have funny names, but sinster uses: the melon and the phonic lips
FAB FACT #53 orcas in captivity show a sense of humor for a time. when confronted with a mirror, they have been seen "showing off," "clowning around," and even sticking their tongue out when amused
FAB FACT #54 baby hedgehogs are called "hoglets"
FAB FACT #55 the most expensive prop in the movie "Killer Klowns from Outer Space" was the popcorn gun. It also fired real popcorn.
FAB FACT# 56 the original script for Star Trek II The Wrath of Khan had Spock dying at the beginning.
FAB FACT# 57 In the 1980s, drug lord Pablo Escobar imported 4 hippopotamuses (hippopotami) to Columbia. Today, there are over 100 of them hanging out in the jungles.
FAB FACT# 58 Ian Fleming, author of the James Bond books is also the author of "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang."
FAB FACT# 59 Roald Dahl, author of the "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" series, was the screenplay writer for "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang."
FAB FACT# 60 Marshmallows were created by ancient Egyptians.
FAB FACT# 61 The horse that Jamie Fox rides in Django Unchained is his own horse.
FAB FACT# 62 Hank Williams real name is Hiram "Hank" Williams. Hank Williams Jr. real name is Randall Hank Williams. This makes Hank Williams Jr. not really a "junior."
FAB FACT# 63 Hank Williams III's real name is Shelton Hank Williams. Making him not a "Third."
FAB FACT# 64 The Lunar Lander on Apollo 10 was nicknamed "Snoopy." The lander on Apollo 11 was "Eagle."
FAB FACT #65 Ettore Boiardi (Chef Boyardee), the guy who invented canned spaghetti, died in 1985. His likeness is used as a logo for over 50 products to this day.
FAB FACT #66 Chef Boyardee received a medal from the Soviet Union for producing canned food for Russian troops.
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