Detached Sewage Line

You are about to have a very BAD DAY.

Wot Happen?

A Detached Sewage Line means that the sewage pipe used to evacuate sewage from your home has become detached. This causes: the spilling of your human waste, dish water, shower water, and whatever else you managed to shove down there onto the ground.

Causes

You bought a house and don't know how to fix it.^[1]^[2]
You bought a house, know how to fix it, but you don't care.
Your mom bought a house, died, and left you the house in the will. You don't know how to fix it.^[3]^[4]
Your mom bought a house, died, and you just moved in and don't care.^[5]^[6]
4loko^[7]
Your dad needed to get you out of the house due to your drug problem. Because you are high all the time, you don't notice the smell.
Natty Ice^[8]
You happened to catch COVID-19 and lost your sense of shame.
You managed to flush something bigger and harder than a standard loaf of bread.
Your fatass grandma stopped by, took a HUGE penecks and it broke your shit.
Fentanyl^[9]
Your brute wife slapped the tar out of you and you can no longer walk.
Your brute wife's brute dad slapped the dogshit out of you for sassing your brute wife. Your arms no longer work.
You wandered off from your mobile home because you were high, got arrested, and you are now in county.
You forgot.

Solution

Get sober^[10] and get under the house and re-attach the pipe. It's right there, for Christ's sake! You don't even have to get dirty! OH NO, you have to move your (non-working) lawn mower...

Don't be a conscientious human being...NO! Force your neighbors to smell the summer-cooked sewage you are just letting sit under your home! Gosh, I hope your neighbors don't report you to the health department... if they do that, they will shut down your water too!

After all is said and done, buy a bag of lime,^[11] to clean up your poop.

Summation

Be a decent human being for a change.

References

Detached Sewage Line is a part of a series on Things

[1] ttps://mobilehomeliving.org/5-mobile-home-plumbing-ventilation-problems-solved/

[2] ttps://www.mobilehomesell.com/mobile-home-drain-system/

[3] ttps://www.quora.com/I-inherited-a-mobile-home-singlewide-trailer-from-my-aunt-when-she-passed-away-she-didnt-own-the-land-just-the-house-I-am-living-in-this-house-and-have-not-heard-from-the-landowner-do-I-have-any-rights

[4] ttps://www.avvo.com/legal-answers/my-mom-died-and-had-only-her-name-on-her-mobile-ho-1155546.html

[5] ttps://www.mhomebuyers.com/inherited-property/

[6] ttps://www.claytonhomes.com/studio/manufactured-home-septic-and-plumbing/

[7] ttps://fourloko.com/

[8] ttps://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/29/653/

[9] ttps://www.cdc.gov/opioids/basics/fentanyl.html

[10] ttps://americanaddictioncenters.org/sobriety-guide

[11] ttps://www.homedepot.com/p/Pennington-30-lb-Fast-Acting-Lime-Plus-AST-100519383/205876384

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