Turtles All The Way Down
Turtles All The Way Down perfectly explains everything, in the most succinct way, and happens to get around all the mathematical and scientific mumbo jumbo. Nobody has time for all that shit anyways, right? By the way, I ripped a few pages out of a .pdf file to display them here.
In case you want to read the original gobbilty-gook, you can find it by clicking this link.
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