dear god, what have i done?

A page to denote terrible decisions. Most of them will have to do with foods or liquors that I have purchased "to try."

Straight up garbage. Greasy, bland, and has that terrible "hot dog" taste when a hot dog isn't very good.

This tasted NOTHING like tequilla. It had hints of watermelon liqueur. Something like Midori, but also rancid at the same time.

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