dear god, what have i done?

A page to denote terrible decisions. Most of them will have to do with foods or liquors that I have purchased "to try."

Guy Fieris Flavortown Chili Cheese Dog Loaded Tots

Straight up garbage. Greasy, bland, and has that terrible "hot dog" taste when a hot dog isn't very good.

Jose Cuervo Devils Reserve

This tasted NOTHING like tequilla. It had hints of watermelon liqueur. Something like Midori, but also rancid at the same time.

Doritos Jalapeno Poppers

They taste nothing like good Poppers and the chips are abnormally more thin than regular doritos, making them useless for dipping. Also, they kinda taste just "hot" rather than the smoky flaver of a jalapeno. No zing.

Coke Oreo

I tried this crap out of curiosity. We couldn't find single bottles, so we bought a small 12 pack of them. After opening one can, we all tasted it and the remaining 11 cans are still in the pantry, untasted, unused, and waiting to be put in the garbage.

Swanson Spicy Chicken Broth

I bought this thinking that the extra heat would make a good sipping broth if I added some mushrooms and cilantro. Boy, was I wrong! The "spicy" part of this stuff tastes straight up like gasoline. Even when I emptied the carton out, you could still get a whiff of a petroleum product in the air.

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