What To Do With An Old Mobile Home
Lets say that you own or manage a Trailer Park. You are constantly attempting to clean up your park, get rid of bad tenants, and bring new homes in. Then some meth zombie gets evicted out of their trailer for blowing up his shed while trying to cook up some good drugs. He can't scrape up the money to move his crackerbox 1972 Gaylord trailer out of your park.
What do you do?
You have to figure out What To Do With An Old Mobile Home.
Normal owners and managers will just pay somebody to tear the place down, put it in dumpsters, and have it hauled out.
But that's expensive! We need to think outside of the box!
Crafty and penny pinching managers or owners will just have the things towed out and abandoned at a truck stop.
This level of problem solving will make most people scratch their heads and say: "Why didn't I think of that???"
WTF?
What you are seeing below, in the supplied image, is a mobile home. It is not a normal mobile home, though. This particular mobile home has been parked in a Pilot truck stop, and it has been abandoned for at least a week. All identification markers have been removed, to thwart police investigation. As if the police would investigate such a thing.
Ongoing Updates
The mobile home has not been removed as of this writing, and none of the Pilot employees have any idea of just what to do with the thing. Eventually, a multi-million dollar company like Pilot will just have it towed out, but right now, the thing just stands there.
Authorities, also baffled, have decided that it is "private property" and will do nothing until the fat bribe comes in and greases the process to fulfillment.
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