Panpsychism

This was the first thing that came up when I searched for "panpsychism" in bing images.

Panpsychism is defined as "the doctrine or belief that everything material, however small, has an element of individual consciousness."

Think about that for a second...

If you agree with this theory, that means the food that you ate for lunch had consciousness, and then when you pooped out that food, that poop also has consciousness. This theory does not just extend to food and poop, it means everything.

Proof?

There really isn't any proof for this theory, but a lot of science guys will point to the "Double Slit Experiment" when attempting to confirm this new sort of hocus pocus.

What It Really Is

Just look at what you did. Don't you feel bad?

At some point, in our society that empowers stupidity, somebody will attempt to apply panpsychism to the Earth itself. What this means is that mankind is bad and that because of panpsychism is real, the Earth actually feels the stuff that mankind is doing to it. Because of that empowered stupidity, just about everybody will think that we need to save the Earth even harder than we have been saving the Earth previously.

See Also

• Stanford paper
• "All things have a mind or a mind-like quality."
• Is Consciousness Universal?

I could go on here and list a bunch of the psuedo-scientists that are perpetuating this horseshit, but I really don't have the time or energy to do so.

Panpsychism is a part of a series that concerns Morality.
In other words, pages discussing what a bad person you are.

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