Rub n' Tug

Noun. American slang. (rub-en-tug)

A (usually asian) massage parlor where a gentleman goes for a massage (rub) and hand release (tug). Not to be confused with a Rub-Adub-Rub, which is something completely different.

If you don't know what a Rub n' Tug is, I recently ran into a series of posts where Anon described what they are and gave specific instructions on how to deal with your average asian massage parlor.

Instructions

I'm seeing a lot of weird and bad advice on here so I'll give some of the tips that I learned after doing this for a while.

Rubmaps

Usually found on the bad side of town in an old, neglected strip mall.

Do not expect this type of woman.

Do your research.

This way, when you go to a place, you don't have to guess whether or not they do FS (Full Service) or HE (Happy Ending) or anything like that because you already know from the reviewers of people who came (no pun intended) before you.

If a parlor is within close proximity and does not have any reviews, I go in there with the maximum amount of cash acceptable ($200) and expect nothing. I don't even expect a HE since I'm just testing the place out. Typically though, I always check the place out on Rubmaps to make sure I'll, at the very least, get a HE.

Cash on Hand

This goes with the previous point above but I'll be more specific here about the typical prices. $100 = MINIMUM $200 = MAXIMUM You should not go into an AMP if you don't have either of these. If you're looking for a typical HJ (Handjob) then $100 is perfectly acceptable. If you're looking for a FS experiences, at least $200 is recommended.

Here are the typical Massage Prices:

$40 = Half-Hour
$50 = Half-Hour (Typically in back-room FS joints)
$60 = Full Hour

Here are the typical Tips you can give the providers:

$40 = Handjob
$60 = Handjob without Bra
$80 = BJ with Condom
$100 = Sixty-Nine with Condom
$120 = Sex with Condom (If You're Lucky)
$140 = Sex with Condom
$160 = Sex with Condom (If You're Unlucky)

These are the typical prices. They vary in many different ways. For instance, you can pay $40 for HJ and No Bra or pay $80 for six-nine. It's all up to the provider and what she decides but just make sure you're not overpaying. If they're charging you over $40 for a typical hand job without roaming (roaming meaning that you can touch the provider in various areas), then you're getting ripped off. If you paid $60 for a typical hand job and you can't suck on some titties, you're also getting ripped off.

What to Expect

Not all endings are happy.

Taking dad to the parlor is highly recommended.

You typically do not have to wait very long from the moment you walk into the parlor before you are greeted by your provider.

Side Note: I always recommend going early in the morning since they almost never have any clients at this time and everything should be clean and the women well rested. In my personal experience, I've never had any good night-runs. They've always been shit which is why I always recommend going in the morning or afternoon.

When she greets you, you can be autistic and just give her the $40 or $60 for the Massage which does get the job done or you can tell her how long you want the massage to be, after the salutations, so you don't look like such a newbie. Sometimes they'll ask you how long but I found some providers to be autistic so now I just tell them how long I want the massage to be after greeting them while handing over the cash.

For you autistic folks out there, here's a typical conversation:

Walk into AMP (ding-ding) and wait for a woman to appear*
Her and You: "Hello~" or "Hi"
You: "I'd like a massage" or "Massage" or "Can I get a Massage?"
Her: "Ok" or "Massage? Ok" or *She may tell you the prices at this point*
You walk towards her
You (while handing over cash): "Half-Hour" or "One Hour"
Her: "Half-Hour?" or "One Hour?"
You: "Yea"

If you sperg out and forget to give the money, she'll typically tell you the price when you tell her the duration that you want. It's not very common but they'll sometimes accept the cash after they've led you inside of the room but it's not very common

I do not recommend asking for any extras at this point. If they ask you what you want, besides the massage, then you can tell or motion it to them but this isn't very common. Though if they do ask you, sometimes pushing your hand onto their breast, it's definitely a FS joint.

After you've given her the money, she'll lead you into a room. At this point, things can go in different directions.

Either they ask you for the TIP upfront, which I found to be pretty rare but preferable or they simply leave the room to allow you to undress and put yourself onto the massage table. The most common is that they leave the room to store your money.

At this point, you'll want to get butt-ass naked and lay your face inside of the hole on the massage table. Make sure you adjust yourself enough so that you can breath and remember to adjust your penis so that you're not squashing it with your leg. Make sure your penis is in a position where if you were to get an erection, it wouldn't be in a painful position. If you need to adjust during the massage, don't be shy about it and hurt yourself. Do it. The provider doesn't care as long as you're not constantly moving around and making her job difficult. This even includes pulling at your penis during the massage if you find it to be going into a strange position. Again, the provider doesn't care and isn't going to be offended by you adjusting your penis in the middle of the massage.

When she does walk in, she might or might not ask you how much oil you want or if you want any at all. If they do ask, ALWAYS tell them to use oil. I've had a no oil experience before and it was not very good. Always go with oil. They also might ask you if you want the massage to be "Hard" or "Soft". Personally, I did not find much of a difference in either so go with whatever you think you'd like.

During the massage, you can stop it half-way and flip yourself over to indicate that you want to move onto the extras (which may backfire on you in some cases) but personally I like to wait for the provider to tell me to flip over. She'll take a pillow from underneath the table and place it under your head before she starts to massage your chest and or around your penis. Sometimes, however, they'll go straight into asking you what you want after the 'FLIP' so don't be surprised if they're quick about it.

At this point you can tell them, if you haven't before, what it is you want. I NEVER recommend doing Full Service at an AMP because you can get a much better bargain with Escorts but if that's what you want then this is when you ask them. Don't be surprised if they try to haggle with you which is why I always recommend going for a lower price always but something that isn't insulting.

$40 = Regular HJ: At this price, don't expect the provider to let you touch or suck on her breasts (I love doing this) since this is the absolute, bare minimum. Some don't even let you roam (touch them) at this price. However, it is an option and you can get lucky with a provider that is more lenient but don't count on it.

$60 = Regular HJ with No Bra: You can get lucky with a $40 tip and get the No Bra addition but I tend to tell them $40 at first and then when they accept I say $60 for no bra. This is the easiest way to make sure you get some titty action. I only do this, however, with the stacked providers. I don't bother doing this with the small-breasted ones--I take my chances with them. If you pay for half an hour and you get this option, you should have spent exactly $100 which isn't too bad.

$80 = Condom BJ: This one sucks (no pun intended) terribly but I've found myself here many, many times before.

At this price, the providers are very much happy to let you fondle their breasts or suck on them--which they honestly should be.

If I'm getting FS, which like I said, I do not recommend at AMPs, then I'll typically tell them $120 and see if they accept. Usual price is $140 so don't be surprised if she is surprised and says that you have to pay $140. You don't want to jump straight to $140 because it is likely she will haggle you up to $160. If you say $120 and she says $160 then you can go down to $140 pretty believably.

Like I said though, I DO NOT recommend FS at AMPs and highly recommend regular Escorts for that kind of thing. I'll explain why...

Escorts: A Brief Note

Remember, Rub n' Tugs are a form of prostitution and can lead to the arrest of the provider AND the guy getting provided.

Escorts are going to be cheaper if you're looking for the FS experience.

$140 = Half-Hour
$160 = One-Hour

These are typical prices. You can always text them what their prices and they should be close to these. Not to mention that some of them allow you to go raw NOT RECOMMENDED!!! for an extra $60.

So take a look at this math at a typical massage parlor for FS:

$40/$60 for Massage
$140 for FS

That gives us a total of about $200

Now lets look at the math of a typical Escort:

$140/$160 for FS
$60 for No Condom

That gives us about $200 as well.

The difference is that you save $40-60 which could be used for extra services or saved for another good time or you can use that money instead for experiencing what going in raw is like, which like I said before, I DO NOT RECOMMEND.

Further Study

Rub n' Tug is a part of a series that concerns Morality.
In other words, pages discussing what a bad person you are.

Rub n' Tug

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Instructions

Rubmaps

Cash on Hand

What to Expect

Escorts: A Brief Note

Further Study

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What to Expect

Escorts: A Brief Note

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