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'''Elon ''"huge cock and balls"'' Musk''' is a South African dude that Erotica hates.
I don't have a twitter, I don't really care about what Elon does, and I am pretty sure all of this will turn out badly.<ref>Elon is supervillain badguy levels, but I have to say that it's funny what he did.</ref>  Why? Because in this timeline, everything turns up badly.  You have to grab your little laughs when you can, and relish them before the next wave of bullshit flows in. 
 
My little laughs that I am grabbing?  The events of '''April 25, 2022.'''  After that, only the evil mastermind will reveal his true intentions.  I did see, however, that somebody locked any edits from the twitter code, preventing any shenanigans before Elon gets his mitts on it.<ref>https://github.com/twitter/the-algorithm</ref>
 
==HIStory==
 
'''Elon ''"huge cock and balls"'' Musk''' is a South African dude that Erotica hates.  Elon owns stuff like Starlink, Tesla, and as of April 25, 2022: Twitter.


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Elon Musk owns '''''73,486,938''''' shares of Twitter according to a 13D/G filing. Making him the largest single investor of Twitter.<ref>https://fintel.io/doc/sec/1418091/000110465922041911/tm2211482d1_sc13g.htm</ref>
Elon Musk owns <s>'''''73,486,938''''' shares</s> '''ALL THE SHARES''' of Twitter.


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==Math==
'''Twitters biggest shareholders:'''<ref>https://fintel.io/so/us/twtr</ref>
Something that is obviously edited, but I still found funny:
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<big>'''1. Elon Musk 9.2%'''</big>
2. Vanguard group 8.8%
3. Morgan Stanley 8.4%
4. BlackRock inc 6.5%
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Additionally, the companies listed above are brokerages that represent a large group of investors.  This means that Elon's 9.2 percent may hold more power over the company than his co-owners.  Those other companies are asset management firms. That stake you see are mostly index, mutual and retirement funds. It is listed as an asset on their balance sheet. But canceled out by a liability on the other side to the owners. meaning that they mostly just hold assets for other people. Even still, they are probably allowed to act as a proxy for their investors in annual meetings.


As of this writing, April 4, 2022, Elon's stake is worth '''$3,636,576,000.00'''
[[File:elon8billion.png|center|400px]]


==Comments on Twitter==
==Elon's Lead Up Prior To Purchase==
[[File:elon 4.png|center|400px]]
[[File:elon 4.png|center|400px]]
[[File:elon 5.jpg|center|400px]]
[[File:elon 5.jpg|center|400px]]
==Advice For Those Who Might Be Angry==
Employment advice:
[[File:drive a truck.jpg|center|600px]]
Hate twitter now?  Elon will take care of you.
[[File:Verge.jpg|center|500px]]
[[File:verge2.jpg|center|600px]]
==The Day After==
[[File:new_tweets.jpg|center|400px]]


==Grimes==
==Grimes==
[[File:BALLSAC shid slot eating.jpg|center|400px]]
[[File:BALLSAC shid slot eating.jpg|center|400px]]
[[File:elon 3.jpg|center|400px]]
[[File:elon 3.jpg|center|400px]]
==References==
<references />


==Further Reading==
==Further Reading==
Note:  All this shit is way outdated.
*[https://www.space.com/elon-musk-twitter-largest-shareholder Elon Musk buys 9% stake in Twitter, becoming platform's largest shareholder]
*[https://www.space.com/elon-musk-twitter-largest-shareholder Elon Musk buys 9% stake in Twitter, becoming platform's largest shareholder]
*[https://nypost.com/2022/04/04/elon-musk-buys-9-stake-in-twitter-days-after-criticizing-it/ Elon Musk buys 9% stake in Twitter — days after criticizing it over free speech]
*[https://nypost.com/2022/04/04/elon-musk-buys-9-stake-in-twitter-days-after-criticizing-it/ Elon Musk buys 9% stake in Twitter — days after criticizing it over free speech]
*[https://www.foxnews.com/us/elon-musk-twitter-stocks-price-surge-sec-filing Elon Musk purchases stake in Twitter after slamming its approach to 'free speech']
*[https://www.foxnews.com/us/elon-musk-twitter-stocks-price-surge-sec-filing Elon Musk purchases stake in Twitter after slamming its approach to 'free speech']
==References==
<references />


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Latest revision as of 00:54, 3 May 2022

I don't have a twitter, I don't really care about what Elon does, and I am pretty sure all of this will turn out badly.[1] Why? Because in this timeline, everything turns up badly. You have to grab your little laughs when you can, and relish them before the next wave of bullshit flows in.

My little laughs that I am grabbing? The events of April 25, 2022. After that, only the evil mastermind will reveal his true intentions. I did see, however, that somebody locked any edits from the twitter code, preventing any shenanigans before Elon gets his mitts on it.[2]

HIStory

Elon "huge cock and balls" Musk is a South African dude that Erotica hates. Elon owns stuff like Starlink, Tesla, and as of April 25, 2022: Twitter.

The tweet that ended it all.

<@tpuahsiew> no matter how much
<@tpuahsiew> Erotica tries to turn any of us away from elon
<@tpuahsiew> we just have to mention that pic
<@tpuahsiew> and all discussion ends
<+Erotica> BallSac will pay for this.

Twitter

Control of Twitter

Step 1: Shitpost on Twitter
Step 2: Buy Twitter
Step 3: ??????
Step 4: Mars colonies

Elon Musk owns 73,486,938 shares ALL THE SHARES of Twitter.

Math

Something that is obviously edited, but I still found funny:

Elon8billion.png

Elon's Lead Up Prior To Purchase

Elon 4.png
Elon 5.jpg

Advice For Those Who Might Be Angry

Employment advice:

Drive a truck.jpg

Hate twitter now? Elon will take care of you.

Verge.jpg
Verge2.jpg

The Day After

New tweets.jpg

Grimes

BALLSAC shid slot eating.jpg
Elon 3.jpg

Further Reading

Note: All this shit is way outdated.

References

  1. ↑ Elon is supervillain badguy levels, but I have to say that it's funny what he did.
  2. ↑ https://github.com/twitter/the-algorithm
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Elon Musk is a part of a series on Media
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Elon Musk is going to kill you.

Ketanji Brown Jackson | Elon Musk | Advantix | The Destruction Of Food Processing Facilities | A Promise Kept | Vaxxie | Robert "Bobby" Crimo's Arrest | Information | DIY - Coffin | The Deadliest Thing In The World | Fucking Gas Cans | Steven Crowder | Heaven's Gate | The Federal Reserve | Government | The SPARS Pandemic 2025-2028 | CDC Finally Releases VAERS Safety Monitoring Analyses For COVID Vaccines | The War On Eggs | East Palestine, Ohio | Crack Cocaine | Trump | April 8, 2024 Total Solar Eclipse | Robert Francis Kennedy Jr. | 6EQUJ5 | Not My First Choice | Luhua Complains | Alien Invasion (Space) | Canadian Wildfires of 2023 | WEI | Red Maps | Microaggression | Timothy McVeigh | Janet Airlines | Dead Internet Theory | Clinton Bodycount | SUDS | American Heart Association | Julian Assange | 2020 Presidential Election | The Attempted Assassination of Donald Trump | Tim Walz | Maui Land Grab

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Elon Musk is a part of a series on People*
* I used a toilet paper image because I couldn't find a good graphic for "human garbage"
[+/-] Click here to expand the human garbage.
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