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Self Serving Skillet is STUB, scrub...

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His kitchen is quite small.

Self Serving Skillet is a youtube cooking channel. In May of 2022, for some reason, the youtube/google algorithm suddenly started featuring the channel to quite a lot of people. The channel experienced a huge upswing of subscribers, going from around 1,000 in early May to over 38,000 by late June. Why? Because google said so.

OR...

It is because the channel is actually a quite wholesome, if squalid, experience, where Curtis tries to show viewers how to "cook for one." Even if he is successful in this task, you still get a very grubby feel during the videos as Curtis seems to be living in a tiny apartment.

Format

He doesn't give a shit, and that may be why the channel is great. Look, I am no chef. In fact, I tend to cook by the seat of my pants. However, I have sanitation standards. When I say Curtis doesn't give a shit, he really doesn't...

  • He leaves half a bag of potatoes on the floor and kinda kicks around them for the duration of the video.
  • He mangles onions when he chops them. Seriously, his knife skills can be labeled as "well, at least he didn't cut off his index finger."
  • He dumps boiling water on the floor when he is transferring liquids.
  • He licks utensils and then sticks them back in the pot. Everybody does this, but nobody will show it on a cooking video.
  • He slops ingredients all over the place when he stirs food, aggressively.
  • He uses steel tongs to stir food in a seasoned cast iron pan. His videos have an intro where he seasons a pan with lard, but then he destroys that layer of seasoning by scraping steel over the surface. And this isn't a one time thing.


The format of most of his early videos is him cooking in a kitchen so tiny that he has to move his stove, chef shelf, cupboards, and counter tops around to show you his cooking.

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mmmmm, Self Serving Skillet is a part of a series on Food

Baked Eggs | Clam Dip | A 75 Dollar Meal In Japan | Chef Jean Pierre | Breakfast | You Must Eat All The Eggs | Spider Goulash | Watermelon | Moleasses | Fresh Salsa | Cigarettes | Lunch | Homemade BBQ Sauce | Ramen | Brunch | Smokes | Dinner | Supper | Afternoon Tea | Doritos Ingredients | Late Night Snack | So Hi | 9 Pounds Of Onions | Hot Sauce | Microwave Oven | Blue Moon | Tomato Soup | The Destruction Of Food Processing Facilities | Rejected Mountain Dew Flavors | Self Serving Skillet | RC Cola | Poppers | Cheese Spread | Sushi | The Scoville UNIT | Burger | Brussels Sprouts | Justin Wilson | Pesto | The Waffle House Index | Pickled Garlic | The Tennis Racket | WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER | The War On Eggs | Cereals That Are Gone | Ketchup On A Hot Dog | Stainless Steel And Garlic | Red Bull Inn | Mustard | La Choy | KFC Firelog | Domicopter | Chili Crisp | Zah | Adobo Chuck Roast | The Old Pick Nose And Eat It Switcheroo | Resiniferatoxin | La Fin du Monde | Coffee | Frank's Red Hot© | Omelette Man | Vegan | Chinese Restaurant Syndrome | Chili | Cheeses | Sausages | Chicken And Noodles | GWEET | Superman Imitation Pasteurized Process Cheese Spread | Big Brussel Sprouts | Prime Rib | Chowder | When I Feel Bad | Trout | Maytag Blue Cheese | Lazy Devilled Eggs

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Self Serving Skillet is a part of a series on fucked up Videos
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