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Omelette Man

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Quote.png I hate my family. I hate my wife, my children. I am best egg chef in the world. I cook you a fucking god-damn delicious perfect omelet every time and you don't even realize. The government in this shitty country is awful. God, I hate my life.

Taste the texture of the omelette. It is absolutely perfect. You buy, one dollar. You don't have to tell me is delicious, I know. I am better than the best big city chef. The egg stand is my life. God, this awful country. You read your newspaper. You will never have such a good egg again. All these egg will be gone by five o'clock, no need to fridge.

Next you try the egg benedict. God, this awful life.'' Quote1.png

mmmmm, Omelette Man is a part of a series on Food

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