Omelette Man
I hate my family. I hate my wife, my children. I am best egg chef in the world. I cook you a fucking god-damn delicious perfect omelet every time and you don't even realize. The government in this shitty country is awful. God, I hate my life.
Taste the texture of the omelette. It is absolutely perfect. You buy, one dollar. You don't have to tell me is delicious, I know. I am better than the best big city chef. The egg stand is my life. God, this awful country. You read your newspaper. You will never have such a good egg again. All these egg will be gone by five o'clock, no need to fridge.
Next you try the egg benedict. God, this awful life.'' 
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