Trout
Besides slapping people on an IRC channel, there is an actual food called Trout.
Trout usually is cooked over an open fire right next to the stream where you caught the fish, but these days, you can get Trout in stores. I have caught Trout, but I have also bought Trout. This is a stupid way to cook it that takes like six minutes.
What You Need
- Trout fillets
- Salt
- Pepper
- Butter
- Lemon
- Maybe garlic?
- A MAPPS torch
Method
Season your Trout fillets. Add some butter to them. Put some olive oil on them...blah blah blah.
Get out your torch and bake the hell out of them. Reminder: a torch is much more hotter than your average broiler. This is gonna go quickly. Keep that heat moving.
Aftermath
Eat your Trout fillets. They should be delicious. Your smoke detectors will go off because MAPPs gas shouldn't be released in closed areas, but who cares? Shit tastes good.
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