BallSac

Yes, it is time to do the BallSac page thing. Enjoy your stay.

dude, the whole wiki isnt just about BallSac — Some Fucko, who was completely wrong

Friendly reminder...

BallSac

<BallSac> nuthin to see here

<BallSac> move along

<BallSac> also

<+Erotica> xd

<BallSac> plox get your 6th vax shot

But then BallSac goes on to say such things as this:

   8:13 pm <BallSac> •tpuahsiew•
   8:14 pm <BallSac> 8 barrels of diesel fuel
   8:14 pm <BallSac> and
   8:14 pm <BallSac> 2 pallets of farm fertilizer
   8:14 pm <BallSac> can shut down a company too

moar jokes

<+Erotica> why did BallSac choose to abduct that passed out drunk woman weishaupt

<+Erotica> so she could be fed eggs

<+Erotica> haaaaaaa

<@weishaupt> gdi

<@weishaupt> hahahahahahahaha

Destroying BallSac

Nothing to see here...

   12:28 pm <+Erotica> BallSac
   12:28 pm <+Erotica> how does it make you feel knowing
   12:29 pm <+Erotica> that you aren't at work today
   12:29 pm <+Erotica> and weishaupt knows this too
   12:29 pm <+Erotica> but will refuse to talk to you
   12:31 pm <BallSac> im not exactly sure WTF is goin on here
   12:31 pm <BallSac> VERY fuggin odd
   12:32 pm <+Erotica> he's trying to torture you I think BallSac

Spousal Hearsay and Speculation

Erotica let the AI portray some stumpin work.

<Erotica> weishaupt I think this block needs to be added to the wiki
<Erotica> <BallSac> i'll have you know
<Erotica> <BallSac> i already asked her
<Erotica> <BallSac> lotsa times
<Erotica> <BallSac> if she ever banged a black dude
<weishaupt> all righty
<Erotica> s/ll/lt/
<Murasa> <weishaupt> alt righty

Open AI Joins The Fun

Stumpin

weishaupt: >mfw big tree stump rooted into the lunar regolith. it would have to be a really old tree, as plant growth is a bit stunted in regolith. - neko-nyan

BallSac owns and operates a tree stump grinder. He struggles daily to find stumps to grind, and further struggles to receive payment once his stumps are ground.

Erotica, still tinkering with his AI bot, made a series of BallSac, in the future, grinding stumps on the moon.

Stumpin Continued

BallSac recently expressed a desire to "get back into skateboarding," because that is totally something a sane 50 year old man would rationally decide to do. Again, Erotica was quickly busy displaying what it might look like. Please note the Andy Sixx creamy log instead of a head and also the numerous tattoos on the stumper's arm.

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  Stumpin involves pumping sewage into a tree stump.

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  Lots of teal colored houses on the moon.

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  More teal housing...and a pretty pond.

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  Wait, I've been shitting on teal houses, ponds, and sewage on the moon, but I totally forgot trees on the moon???

Feet?

Ballsac wants dem feets. However:

dat shid lookin ghetto as fugg

BallSac, unhappy with his life, has to shit on other people's hard (and superior) work, but is quickly slapped down...

Further Study

• moose fedex returns:

https://moose.ghetty.space/#gallery?view=fedex

• moose fedex2 returns:

https://moose.ghetty.space/#gallery?view=fedex2

• moose fedex3 returns:

https://moose.ghetty.space/#gallery?view=fedex3

• moose fedex4 returns:

https://moose.ghetty.space/#gallery?view=fedex4

• create your own today!

OH FUGG MUH TRUGG

What if FedEx fought back?

See Also

• Darwin The Wrestler
• Smells Like BallSac
• Ballsac's Jokes
• Ballsac's dox

Want to chat with BallSac?

"don't just read about him? abuse him yourself!" - <+Erotica>

The Other Stuff

BallSac is a part of a series on Users

BallSac | penecks | Donics | Gummi | Otto's Sausage Kitchen | The Recent Mild Cognitive Impairment of homura | Bloggin.space | DEAFTONEGOES | GEEGEEGEE | FAST on Monday Morning | Weishaupt | Lego Monkt | Gummi's First Date | Bug Report | Tanoc | X-9er | SLAPP CO`- | Reefer Banana Bread

BallSac is a part of a series on People*
* I used toilet paper image because I couldn't find a good graphic for "human garbage"

• Elon Musk • Charles Bukowski • Darwin The Wrestler • BallSac • Gary The Tow Truck Driver • Ron Perlman • Mark Zuckerberg • NPC • Salman Rushdie • Jeff's Sex Doll • Dan • Donics • Thomas Paine • Jim Rome • Gummi • Columbine Anon • Johnny Depp • Wikipedia Editor • Andre • StoneToss • Bloggin.space • DEAFTONEGOES • Shawn's Shed • Kirk Hammett • Sergei Boobtitsky • Certified Plummer • Mr. Mitchell • Grillo • Cliff Is Back • Albert Bourla • Chuck Berry's Breakfast • Justin Wilson • The Vegan Teacher • Steven Crowder • Weishaupt • John The Maintenance Guy • Ye • Pupienus • You • Blanche Dumas • Zoomers • Joe Buck • NEET • Trump • The Legend Of Jeff • Bam Margera • Faye Reagan • Vivek • JFK • Suggs Diggs • Uncle Roger • Matt Petgrave • Robert Earl Hughes • Tom Bosley • Ian Murdock • Penis Man • Warwick Davis • OJ • Taylor LaVey • Ben Garrison •

BallSac is a part of a series on IRC

Moose TOOL | Donics | Taking a penecks | Dan | Manlet | Ballsac's Jokes | Murasa | Chit Chats | Monkt's Birthday | BallSac | Smells Like BallSac | StoneToss | DEAFTONEGOES | Erotica's New Hobby | Martian's Girlfriend | Diarrhea From Oral Sex | GEEGEEGEE | Ryu77 | Ents | FAST on Monday Morning | Macbot | Leeloo | Christistheway | Lego Monkt | IRC | Greentea | Reefer Banana Bread | Register On Rizon | Monkt's Playlist