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Yes, it is time to do the '''BallSac''' page thing.  Enjoy your stay.
__TOC__
[[File:Ballsac1.png|center|250px|fedex go BOOM]]
[[File:Ballsac1.png|center|250px|fedex go BOOM]]
{{Quotation|dude, the whole wiki isnt just about BallSac|Some Fucko, who was completely wrong}}
{{Quotation|dude, the whole wiki isnt just about BallSac|Some Fucko, who was completely wrong}}
[[File:ballsacavatar.jpg|right|200px]]
== BallSac ==
Friendly reminder...


==Friendly reminder...==
[[File:hatenotwelcome.png|center|300px]]
[[File:hatenotwelcome.png|center|300px]]
[[File:ballsacs_van.jpg|thumb|160px]]


== BallSac ==
{{IRC User}}
<BallSac> nuthin to see here
<BallSac> nuthin to see here


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   8:14 pm <BallSac> can shut down a company too
   8:14 pm <BallSac> can shut down a company too
</poem>
</poem>
==BallSac's Song==
"Ballsac the Driver" by Monkt
[[File:Ballsac the Driver.mp3|center|300px]]
It may not sound like Metallica, but then again, nobody does...right?


== moar jokes ==
== moar jokes ==
[[File:ballsac_eggs.jpg|right|300px]]
[[File:ballsac_eggs.jpg|right|300px]]
[[File:ballsacavatar.jpg|right|200px]]
[[File:ballsacs_van.jpg|thumb|160px]]
<+Erotica> why did BallSac choose to abduct that passed out drunk woman weishaupt  
<+Erotica> why did BallSac choose to abduct that passed out drunk woman weishaupt  


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==Stumpin==
==Stumpin==
 
[[File:bussin.png|right|200px]]
{{Q|weishaupt: >mfw big tree stump rooted into the lunar regolith. it would have to be a really old tree, as plant growth is a bit stunted in regolith. - neko-nyan<ref>https://phys.org/news/2022-05-moon.html</ref>
{{Q|weishaupt: >mfw big tree stump rooted into the lunar regolith. it would have to be a really old tree, as plant growth is a bit stunted in regolith. - neko-nyan<ref>https://phys.org/news/2022-05-moon.html</ref>}}


BallSac owns and operates a tree stump grinder.  He struggles daily to find stumps to grind, and further struggles to receive payment once his stumps are ground.   
BallSac owns and operates a tree stump grinder.  He struggles daily to find stumps to grind, and further struggles to receive payment once his stumps are ground.   


[[Erotica's New Hobby|Erotica,]] still tinkering with his AI bot, made a series of BallSac, in the future, grinding stumps on the moon.
[[Erotica's New Hobby|Erotica,]] still tinkering with his AI bot, made a series of BallSac, in the future, grinding stumps on the moon.
==Stumpin Continued==
[[File:GZ5B-73XgAA1TaB.jpeg|right|300px]]
'''BallSac''' recently expressed a desire to "get back into skateboarding," because that is totally something a sane 50 year old man would rationally decide to do.  Again, Erotica was quickly busy displaying what it might look like.  Please note the [[Ballsac's dox|Andy Sixx]] creamy log instead of a head and also the numerous tattoos on the stumper's arm.
[[File:stumpin_skate_tats.jpg|center|400px]]


<center>
<center>
<gallery>
<gallery>
File:moonstumpin4.jpg|Stumpin involves pumping sewage into a tree stump.
File:moonstumpin4.jpg|
File:moonstumpin2.jpg|Lots of teal colored houses on the moon.
File:moonstumpin2.jpg|
File:moonstumpin3.jpg|More teal housing...and a pretty pond.
File:moonstumpin3.jpg|
File:moonstumpin1.jpg|Wait, I've been shitting on teal houses, ponds, and sewage on the moon, but I totally forgot '''''trees on the moon???'''''
File:moonstumpin1.jpg|
File:ballsackanglegrinder.jpg|
File:ballsackyankeecandle.jpg|
File:ballsackcandle2.jpg|
File:izw679.jpg|  
File:ballsac_truggs.jpg|
File:ballsac_angry_creepy.jpg|
File:ballsac_vangogh.jpg|
File:ballsac_firebreath.jpg|
File:ballsac_oldwoman.jpg|
File:cash_cow.png|
File:purple_lawnmower.jpg|
</gallery>
</gallery>
</center>
</center>
<poem>
<@weishaupt> that might actually do some damage.
<+Erotica> yeah weishaupt why do you think he barely said anything today?
<+Erotica> xd
</poem>
==Stumpin Equipment==
[[File:ballsac_stumpin(1).mp4|center|500px]]
==BallSac's Death==
[[File:Maxrox.jpg|right|200px]]
[[File:Ballsacs Dog.jpg|right|200px]]
<poem>
<+Erotica> @seen BallSac
<+ChanStat> BallSac was last seen messaging #/g/tv saying tell Erotica: '''some dumb link''' on Mon June 12 00:55:36 2023 UTC (23 hours, 39 minutes, 14 seconds ago)
<+Erotica> it's OVER
<+Erotica> BallSac is gone
<+Erotica> '''FOR GOOD'''
</poem>
Yet there was one internet pal that gave BallSac a brief eulogy:
<poem>
<@tpuahsiew> it is time for rememberance
<@tpuahsiew> my first recollection, once meeting the dear departed BallSac
<@tpuahsiew> was him bitching about 72
<@tpuahsiew> yet i listened to him over the years
<@tpuahsiew> watched the ebb and flow of such things as gummi
<@tpuahsiew> and klarstrup
<@tpuahsiew> and even metallica
<@tpuahsiew> and i always knew that i just could not save our friend BallSac
<@tpuahsiew> RIP in peace, my non-working in indiana friendo
<@tpuahsiew> Erotica, would you care to share some kind words at this point?
<@tpuahsiew> i guess not.  this will be noted
</poem>
==homura Gets In On The Jokes==
A few images to demonstrate the fun...
[[File:BALLSAC_BOT.png|center|500px]]
[[File:ballsac_bot2.png|center|500px]]


==Feet?==
==Feet?==
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[[File:footfetish.jpg|center|600px]]
[[File:footfetish.jpg|center|600px]]
This '''''man''''' is probably like 50...
[[File:ballsac_gas_station.mp4|center|700px]]
==dat shid lookin ghetto as fugg==
BallSac, unhappy with his life, has to shit on other people's hard (and superior) [[Darwin The Wrestler|work,]] but is quickly slapped down...
[[File:ballsacwaterfix.jpg|center|700px]]


==Further Study==
==Further Study==
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*[https://moose.ghetty.space/# create your own today!]
*[https://moose.ghetty.space/# create your own today!]
*[https://moose2.ghetty.space moose 2]
==OH FUGG MUH TRUGG==
What if FedEx fought back?
[[File:ballsac_trugg_oh_fugg.mp4|center|700px]]
==When BallSac Gets Depressed==
Don't worry buddy, just watch this video.  It will help you out.
[[File:1670348039958253.mp4|center|700px]]
==Merch==
We will be making t-shirts, hoodies, and coffee mugs for BallSac, to supliment his income.  The logo will look like this:
[[File:Yankme.png|center|400px]]
<poem>
<+Murasa> YankMe Candle Co.: Our lit logo burns bright! We're here to light up your life (and other holes) tonight. With scents so enticing, you won't need romancing. Just grab hold and let us do the rest; we'll have you moaning like the West is best! So why settle for boring wax? Join the fun with our dual-purpose sacks.
<+Murasa> Let our flames flicker, our silicone shine; YankMe Candles: pleasure intertwined!
</poem>
==See Also==
*[[Darwin The Wrestler]]
*[[Smells Like BallSac]]
*[[Ballsac's Jokes]]
*[[Ballsac's dox]]


==Want to chat with BallSac?==


{{Q|'''"don't just read about him? abuse him yourself!"''' - <+Erotica>}}
The IRC thing quit working... like BallSac did.
==References==
<references />
==The Other Stuff==


{{Users}}
{{Users}}
{{People}}
{{People}}
{{IRC}}
{{IRC}}
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:People]]

Latest revision as of 02:40, 26 November 2024

Ballsac bald.jpg

Yes, it is time to do the BallSac page thing. Enjoy your stay.

fedex go BOOM

Quote.png dude, the whole wiki isnt just about BallSac Quote1.png — Some Fucko, who was completely wrong

Friendly reminder...

Hatenotwelcome.png

BallSac

Information
Age BallSac is over 50
Ballsacavatar.jpg
Hobbies Overwatch, Andy Sixx posting, logs, selling dildos, stumpin
Fun Fact Hates his boss and refuses to take steroids
Can be found in: Discord channels
IRC Status: normie trying to be NEET

<BallSac> nuthin to see here

<BallSac> move along

<BallSac> also

<+Erotica> xd

<BallSac> plox get your 6th vax shot

But then BallSac goes on to say such things as this:

   8:13 pm <BallSac> •tpuahsiew•
   8:14 pm <BallSac> 8 barrels of diesel fuel
   8:14 pm <BallSac> and
   8:14 pm <BallSac> 2 pallets of farm fertilizer
   8:14 pm <BallSac> can shut down a company too

BallSac's Song

"Ballsac the Driver" by Monkt

It may not sound like Metallica, but then again, nobody does...right?

moar jokes

Ballsac eggs.jpg
Ballsacavatar.jpg
Ballsacs van.jpg

<+Erotica> why did BallSac choose to abduct that passed out drunk woman weishaupt

<+Erotica> so she could be fed eggs

<+Erotica> haaaaaaa

<@weishaupt> gdi

<@weishaupt> hahahahahahahaha

Destroying BallSac

Nothing to see here...

   12:28 pm <+Erotica> BallSac
   12:28 pm <+Erotica> how does it make you feel knowing
   12:29 pm <+Erotica> that you aren't at work today
   12:29 pm <+Erotica> and weishaupt knows this too
   12:29 pm <+Erotica> but will refuse to talk to you
   12:31 pm <BallSac> im not exactly sure WTF is goin on here
   12:31 pm <BallSac> VERY fuggin odd
   12:32 pm <+Erotica> he's trying to torture you I think BallSac

Spousal Hearsay and Speculation

Erotica let the AI portray some stumpin work.

<Erotica> weishaupt I think this block needs to be added to the wiki
<Erotica> <BallSac> i'll have you know
<Erotica> <BallSac> i already asked her
<Erotica> <BallSac> lotsa times
<Erotica> <BallSac> if she ever banged a black dude
<weishaupt> all righty
<Erotica> s/ll/lt/
<Murasa> <weishaupt> alt righty

Open AI Joins The Fun

Keeper ball.JPG

Stumpin

Bussin.png

Quote.png weishaupt: >mfw big tree stump rooted into the lunar regolith. it would have to be a really old tree, as plant growth is a bit stunted in regolith. - neko-nyan[1] Quote1.png

BallSac owns and operates a tree stump grinder. He struggles daily to find stumps to grind, and further struggles to receive payment once his stumps are ground.

Erotica, still tinkering with his AI bot, made a series of BallSac, in the future, grinding stumps on the moon.

Stumpin Continued

GZ5B-73XgAA1TaB.jpeg

BallSac recently expressed a desire to "get back into skateboarding," because that is totally something a sane 50 year old man would rationally decide to do. Again, Erotica was quickly busy displaying what it might look like. Please note the Andy Sixx creamy log instead of a head and also the numerous tattoos on the stumper's arm.

Stumpin skate tats.jpg
  • Moonstumpin4.jpg
  • Moonstumpin2.jpg
  • Moonstumpin3.jpg
  • Moonstumpin1.jpg
  • Ballsackanglegrinder.jpg
  • Ballsackyankeecandle.jpg
  • Ballsackcandle2.jpg
  • Izw679.jpg
  • Ballsac truggs.jpg
  • Ballsac angry creepy.jpg
  • Ballsac vangogh.jpg
  • Ballsac firebreath.jpg
  • Ballsac oldwoman.jpg
  • Cash cow.png
  • Purple lawnmower.jpg

<@weishaupt> that might actually do some damage.
<+Erotica> yeah weishaupt why do you think he barely said anything today?
<+Erotica> xd

Stumpin Equipment

BallSac's Death

Maxrox.jpg
Ballsacs Dog.jpg

<+Erotica> @seen BallSac
<+ChanStat> BallSac was last seen messaging #/g/tv saying tell Erotica: some dumb link on Mon June 12 00:55:36 2023 UTC (23 hours, 39 minutes, 14 seconds ago)
<+Erotica> it's OVER
<+Erotica> BallSac is gone
<+Erotica> FOR GOOD

Yet there was one internet pal that gave BallSac a brief eulogy:

<@tpuahsiew> it is time for rememberance
<@tpuahsiew> my first recollection, once meeting the dear departed BallSac
<@tpuahsiew> was him bitching about 72
<@tpuahsiew> yet i listened to him over the years
<@tpuahsiew> watched the ebb and flow of such things as gummi
<@tpuahsiew> and klarstrup
<@tpuahsiew> and even metallica
<@tpuahsiew> and i always knew that i just could not save our friend BallSac
<@tpuahsiew> RIP in peace, my non-working in indiana friendo
<@tpuahsiew> Erotica, would you care to share some kind words at this point?
<@tpuahsiew> i guess not. this will be noted

homura Gets In On The Jokes

A few images to demonstrate the fun...

BALLSAC BOT.png


Ballsac bot2.png

Feet?

Ballsac wants dem feets. However:

Footfetish.jpg

This man is probably like 50...

dat shid lookin ghetto as fugg

BallSac, unhappy with his life, has to shit on other people's hard (and superior) work, but is quickly slapped down...

Ballsacwaterfix.jpg

Further Study

  • moose fedex returns:
Ballsacboom.png

https://moose.ghetty.space/#gallery?view=fedex

  • moose fedex2 returns:
fedex go BOOM

https://moose.ghetty.space/#gallery?view=fedex2

  • moose fedex3 returns:
Fedex3.png

https://moose.ghetty.space/#gallery?view=fedex3

  • moose fedex4 returns:
Fedex4.png

https://moose.ghetty.space/#gallery?view=fedex4

OH FUGG MUH TRUGG

What if FedEx fought back?

When BallSac Gets Depressed

Don't worry buddy, just watch this video. It will help you out.

Merch

We will be making t-shirts, hoodies, and coffee mugs for BallSac, to supliment his income. The logo will look like this:

Yankme.png

<+Murasa> YankMe Candle Co.: Our lit logo burns bright! We're here to light up your life (and other holes) tonight. With scents so enticing, you won't need romancing. Just grab hold and let us do the rest; we'll have you moaning like the West is best! So why settle for boring wax? Join the fun with our dual-purpose sacks.

<+Murasa> Let our flames flicker, our silicone shine; YankMe Candles: pleasure intertwined!

See Also

Want to chat with BallSac?

Quote.png "don't just read about him? abuse him yourself!" - <+Erotica> Quote1.png

The IRC thing quit working... like BallSac did.

References

  1. ↑ https://phys.org/news/2022-05-moon.html

The Other Stuff

Users.png
BallSac is a part of a series on Users
Toiletpeople.png
BallSac is a part of a series on People*
* I used toilet paper image because I couldn't find a good graphic for "human garbage"

• Elon Musk • Charles Bukowski • Darwin The Wrestler • BallSac • Gary The Tow Truck Driver • Ron Perlman • Mark Zuckerberg • NPC • Salman Rushdie • Jeff's Sex Doll • Dan • Donics • Thomas Paine • Jim Rome • Gummi • Columbine Anon • Johnny Depp • Wikipedia Editor • Andre • StoneToss • Bloggin.space • DEAFTONEGOES • Shawn's Shed • Kirk Hammett • Sergei Boobtitsky • Certified Plummer • Mr. Mitchell • Grillo • Cliff Is Back • Albert Bourla • Chuck Berry's Breakfast • Justin Wilson • The Vegan Teacher • Steven Crowder • Weishaupt • John The Maintenance Guy • Ye • Pupienus • You • Blanche Dumas • Zoomers • Joe Buck • NEET • Trump • The Legend Of Jeff • Bam Margera • Faye Reagan • Vivek • JFK • Suggs Diggs • Uncle Roger • Matt Petgrave • Robert Earl Hughes • Tom Bosley • Ian Murdock • Penis Man • Warwick Davis • OJ • Taylor LaVey • Ben Garrison •

BallSac is a part of a series on IRC
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