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'''Self Serving Skillet''' is a youtube cooking channel.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/c/SelfServingSkillet</ref> In May of 2022, for some reason, the youtube/google algorithm suddenly started featuring the channel to quite a lot of people. The channel experienced a huge upswing of subscribers, going from around 1,000 in early May to over 38,000 by late June. Why? Because google said so. | '''Self Serving Skillet''' is a youtube cooking channel.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/c/SelfServingSkillet</ref> In May of 2022, for some reason, the youtube/google algorithm suddenly started featuring the channel to quite a lot of people. The channel experienced a huge upswing of subscribers, going from around 1,000 in early May to over 38,000 by late June. Why? Because google said so. | ||
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[[File:self_serving_skillet_milk.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Slopping milk around...]] | |||
The place where he films his videos<ref>a shitty, small apartment in Minneapolis that still has a boiler for heat... check out the radiator in his kitchen.</ref> is a kitchen so tiny that he has to move his stove, chef shelf, cupboards, and counter tops around to properly show you his cooking. Every video has a different camera angle, but it is always the same tiny kitchen. He just drags his kitchen furniture around. | The place where he films his videos<ref>a shitty, small apartment in Minneapolis that still has a boiler for heat... check out the radiator in his kitchen.</ref> is a kitchen so tiny that he has to move his stove, chef shelf, cupboards, and counter tops around to properly show you his cooking. Every video has a different camera angle, but it is always the same tiny kitchen. He just drags his kitchen furniture around. | ||
Carl often mentions a roommate. During his "1,000 subscriber" video, he reveals that his roommate is his 11 year old daughter.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jHmn8KyZTU</ref> This reveal makes me like the guy more because it is obvious that he is struggling. It is also obvious that he loves his child quite a bit. Even though it is not said during the video, it is implied that the person filming it is his child. | Carl often mentions a roommate. During his "1,000 subscriber" video, he reveals that his roommate is his 11 year old daughter.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jHmn8KyZTU</ref> This reveal makes me like the guy more because it is obvious that he is struggling. It is also obvious that he loves his child quite a bit. Even though it is not said during the video, it is implied that the person filming it is his child. | ||
==Setting Upgrade== | |||
[[File:self_serving_skillet_new.jpg|thumb|right|200px|A literal palace compared to the old digs.]] | |||
In 2021, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klm5S3WWIfk Curtis upgraded his living space.]<ref>I really should check up on him more often.</ref> The new kitchen is still cramped, but he now has a microwave and a dishwasher. Both things that he has gone years without. Don't worry, he still chugs down some beer in the middle of his recipe. | |||
{{Q|Aww- I loved your old kitchen- impressive! But I am happy you have a new place and lol we already know you can cook anywhere!! TY TY TY for keeping the sexy man clean up at the end!! Your signature move 😊 I am team GAS hate the electric stove top kinda girl.}} | |||
==Coffee== | ==Coffee== | ||
Revision as of 23:07, 5 February 2023
Self Serving Skillet is a youtube cooking channel.[1] In May of 2022, for some reason, the youtube/google algorithm suddenly started featuring the channel to quite a lot of people. The channel experienced a huge upswing of subscribers, going from around 1,000 in early May to over 38,000 by late June. Why? Because google said so.
OR...
It is because the channel is actually a quite wholesome, if squalid, experience, where Curtis tries to show viewers how to "cook for one." Even if he is successful in this task, you still get a very grubby feel during the videos as Curtis seems to be living in a tiny apartment.
Disclaimer
I may sound like I am shitting on Carl and his Self Serving Skillet channel, but I am not. I'm just picking on him for trivial bullshit and I'm sure he can take it. So shut up, pussies.
Format
The format is pretty simple.
He doesn't give a shit, and that may be why the channel is great.
Look, I am no chef. In fact, I tend to cook by the seat of my pants. However, I have sanitation standards, and I was taught to "clean while I cook." This guy doesn't. When I say Curtis doesn't give a shit, he really doesn't...
- He leaves half a bag of potatoes on the floor and kinda kicks around them for the duration of the video.
- He mangles onions when he chops them. Seriously, his knife skills can be labeled as "well, at least he didn't cut off his index finger."
- He dumps boiling water on the floor when he is transferring liquids.
- He licks utensils and then sticks them back in the pot. Everybody does this, but nobody will show it on a cooking video.
- He slops ingredients all over the place when he stirs food, aggressively.
- He uses steel tongs to stir food in a seasoned cast iron pan. His videos have an intro where he seasons a pan with lard, but then he destroys that layer of seasoning by scraping steel over the surface. And this isn't a one time thing.
- He cooks with out of date ingredients, over ripe fruit, and vegetables that you might not want to use.
- He misses his mouth with food that he is tasting. Calm down, Carl.
Setting
The place where he films his videos[2] is a kitchen so tiny that he has to move his stove, chef shelf, cupboards, and counter tops around to properly show you his cooking. Every video has a different camera angle, but it is always the same tiny kitchen. He just drags his kitchen furniture around.
Carl often mentions a roommate. During his "1,000 subscriber" video, he reveals that his roommate is his 11 year old daughter.[3] This reveal makes me like the guy more because it is obvious that he is struggling. It is also obvious that he loves his child quite a bit. Even though it is not said during the video, it is implied that the person filming it is his child.
Setting Upgrade
In 2021, Curtis upgraded his living space.[4] The new kitchen is still cramped, but he now has a microwave and a dishwasher. Both things that he has gone years without. Don't worry, he still chugs down some beer in the middle of his recipe.
Aww- I loved your old kitchen- impressive! But I am happy you have a new place and lol we already know you can cook anywhere!! TY TY TY for keeping the sexy man clean up at the end!! Your signature move 😊 I am team GAS hate the electric stove top kinda girl. 
Coffee
Carl takes his coffee at 130 degrees Fahrenheit. He makes a point of mentioning it several times. I have no idea what he puts in it. Maybe some home made ricotta cheese?
References
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/c/SelfServingSkillet
- ↑ a shitty, small apartment in Minneapolis that still has a boiler for heat... check out the radiator in his kitchen.
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jHmn8KyZTU
- ↑ I really should check up on him more often.
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