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A shiny puck that listens to you all day, reporting what you do to your overlords. '''Alexa''' | A shiny puck that listens to you all day, reporting what you do to your overlords. | ||
'''Alexa''' has only done one single thing for good in it's history: | |||
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Revision as of 00:55, 1 July 2022
A shiny puck that listens to you all day, reporting what you do to your overlords.
Alexa has only done one single thing for good in it's history:
Garlic Powder In A Pile of Mushrooms | Pull Tab | A Stick | Analog Water Meter | Thinkpad | Killdozer | Doritos Ingredients | Lego Killdozer | Babortion | Half a Pint of Jim Beam | Sensible Chuckle | Terminiello v. Chicago | Foaming Pee | Cohen v. California (1971) | Jeff's Sex Doll | Collective Nouns | Government | Dead Companies | FAB FACTS!!! | COVID-19 | Irish Sunglasses | Unsolicited Phone Call From A Hooker (Scam) | The Bechdel Test | A Fucking Jellyfish Sting | Covid-19 Vaccine | The World's Largest Living Organism | Immanentize The Eschaton | Mattress Store | Babort | Human Goo | Randall's Sex Doll | Yeah Buoy | The Stock Market | One Quarter Of A Car | Hoes Mad | Bobcat and Bush Hog | Alexa | Gas Station Knife | Boner Garage | Vom | Ka-chunk | Clacka-Clacka | Dollar General | Air Conditioning | Daddy Long Legs | Old Furniture | Software Development | Home Defense | Resealable Plastic Bags | Detached Sewage Line | Delivering A Notice | Coat Hanger | Turtles All The Way Down | Germans | Smile | Massengill | Halpern Critical Thinking Assessment | 9 Dollar Paper Towels | Butt Kicking Machine | Ghost Barn | Edgelord | The Internet | Toledo | Burdizzo | J Channel | Dumpster Dolls | Furniture Row | Negligent Discharge | Cuck Chair | LaFontaine | Dear God, What Have I Done? | Emoticons | Phoebus Cartel | Weather
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