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<CENTER><big><big><big><big><big>'''OH MY GOD...IT LOOKS JUST LIKE A BABY PENIS!!!'''</big></big></big></big></big></CENTER> | <CENTER><big><big><big><big><big>'''OH MY GOD...IT LOOKS JUST LIKE A BABY PENIS!!!'''</big></big></big></big></big></CENTER> | ||
Despite the fact that most men act like sixth-graders and tell fart jokes, women totally destroy | Despite the fact that most men act like sixth-graders and tell fart jokes, women totally destroy men on infantile humor. | ||
[[File:omg_it_looks_like_a_baby_penus.jpg|center|600px]] | [[File:omg_it_looks_like_a_baby_penus.jpg|center|600px]] | ||
Yes, this is a tub of cheese spread I recently purchased. Yes, the machine that plooked the goo into the tub left a vague shaft-like drip, it totally doesn't look like any penis... EVER... so shut up. | Yes, this is a tub of cheese spread I recently purchased. Yes, the machine that plooked the goo into the tub left a vague shaft-like drip, it totally doesn't look like any penis... EVER... so shut up. | ||
{{Q|It's a cold day and weishaupt exits the shower. He enters the bedroom with the towel around his shoulders, leaving nothing to the imagination. His wife, bemused and salty, utters | {{Q|It's a cold day and weishaupt exits the shower. He enters the bedroom with the towel around his shoulders, leaving nothing to the imagination. His wife, bemused and salty, utters an acidic "Awww, lookit... so '''''cute'''''"}} | ||
{{Food}} | {{Food}} | ||
[[Category:Food]][[Category:People]][[Category:In Jokes]] | [[Category:Food]][[Category:People]][[Category:In Jokes]] | ||
Latest revision as of 04:30, 14 July 2022
Despite the fact that most men act like sixth-graders and tell fart jokes, women totally destroy men on infantile humor.
Yes, this is a tub of cheese spread I recently purchased. Yes, the machine that plooked the goo into the tub left a vague shaft-like drip, it totally doesn't look like any penis... EVER... so shut up.
It's a cold day and weishaupt exits the shower. He enters the bedroom with the towel around his shoulders, leaving nothing to the imagination. His wife, bemused and salty, utters an acidic "Awww, lookit... so cute" 
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