Difference between revisions of "KFC Firelog"
(Created page with "'''Yep, it is a real thing.'''<ref>https://global.kfc.com/press-releases/kfcs-best-selling-11-herb-and-spices-firelog-is-back-now-as-a-full-fledged/</ref><ref>https://www.bestproducts.com/lifestyle/a34453356/kfc-11-herbs-and-spices-fried-chicken-firelog/</ref><ref>https://www.sadanduseless.com/kfc-firelog/</ref><ref>https://www.yahoo.com/video/kfc-scented-firelog-brings-scent-100053121.html</ref> center|700px ==Buy Some== For about 18 bucks, y...") |
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'''Yep, it is a real thing.'''<ref>https://global.kfc.com/press-releases/kfcs-best-selling-11-herb-and-spices-firelog-is-back-now-as-a-full-fledged/</ref><ref>https://www.bestproducts.com/lifestyle/a34453356/kfc-11-herbs-and-spices-fried-chicken-firelog/</ref><ref>https://www.sadanduseless.com/kfc-firelog/</ref><ref>https://www.yahoo.com/video/kfc-scented-firelog-brings-scent-100053121.html</ref> | '''Yep, it is a real thing.'''<ref>https://global.kfc.com/press-releases/kfcs-best-selling-11-herb-and-spices-firelog-is-back-now-as-a-full-fledged/</ref><ref>https://www.bestproducts.com/lifestyle/a34453356/kfc-11-herbs-and-spices-fried-chicken-firelog/</ref><ref>https://www.sadanduseless.com/kfc-firelog/</ref><ref>https://www.yahoo.com/video/kfc-scented-firelog-brings-scent-100053121.html</ref> | ||
[[File:KFC_firelog.jpg|center|700px]] | [[File:KFC_firelog.jpg|thumb|center|700px|saw this in my local menard's and laughed my ass off.]] | ||
==Don't Eat It== | |||
{{Q|While you should definitely not attempt to eat this [[Andy Sixx's Worst Nightmare|<font color="brown"><big><big>'''log</big></big>,</font>]] it is safe to cook with. You can use these bad boys in most wood-burning fireplaces. You can also use fire pits, wood-burning stoves and campfires. The KFC Firelog is made out of 100% recycled material. That means it’s an environmentally-friendly alternative to traditional artificial logs.}} | |||
==Buy Some== | ==Buy Some== | ||
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*[https://www.menards.com/main/heating-cooling/fireplaces-stoves/firewood-fire-starters-lighters/kfc-11-herbs-spices-firelog/sp1000296/p-1642874284238473-c-6855.htm menard's link] | *[https://www.menards.com/main/heating-cooling/fireplaces-stoves/firewood-fire-starters-lighters/kfc-11-herbs-spices-firelog/sp1000296/p-1642874284238473-c-6855.htm menard's link] | ||
*[https://www.walmart.com/ip/2021-KFC-11-Herbs-and-Spices-Firelog-by-Enviro-Log/574977294 walmart link] | *[https://www.walmart.com/ip/2021-KFC-11-Herbs-and-Spices-Firelog-by-Enviro-Log/574977294 walmart link] | ||
==Review== | |||
Oh hell no. I will never burn one of these things in my home. Go look something up on the internet. | |||
==References== | ==References== | ||
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I struggled with the idea that this should go in the [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Template:Food|Food Series.] I put it there nonetheless. | |||
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Latest revision as of 23:13, 21 March 2023
Yep, it is a real thing.[1][2][3][4]
Don't Eat It
While you should definitely not attempt to eat this log, it is safe to cook with. You can use these bad boys in most wood-burning fireplaces. You can also use fire pits, wood-burning stoves and campfires. The KFC Firelog is made out of 100% recycled material. That means it’s an environmentally-friendly alternative to traditional artificial logs. 
Buy Some
For about 18 bucks, you can enjoy a home that smells like a greasy chicken joint!!![5]
Review
Oh hell no. I will never burn one of these things in my home. Go look something up on the internet.
References
- ↑ https://global.kfc.com/press-releases/kfcs-best-selling-11-herb-and-spices-firelog-is-back-now-as-a-full-fledged/
- ↑ https://www.bestproducts.com/lifestyle/a34453356/kfc-11-herbs-and-spices-fried-chicken-firelog/
- ↑ https://www.sadanduseless.com/kfc-firelog/
- ↑ https://www.yahoo.com/video/kfc-scented-firelog-brings-scent-100053121.html
- ↑ I didn't link the amazon link because mediawiki software doesn't like amazon and blocks it.
I struggled with the idea that this should go in the Series. I put it there nonetheless.
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