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It is traditional to add a stalk of celery or a dill pickle spear to the side of the glass to garnish. I think this is silly. The only thing you need to add to a Bloody Mary is a straw so that when you drink it, the ice doesn't fuck with your teeth and you dont get a tomato juice mustache on your upper lip. Suck it. | It is traditional to add a stalk of celery or a dill pickle spear to the side of the glass to garnish. I think this is silly. The only thing you need to add to a Bloody Mary is a straw so that when you drink it, the ice doesn't fuck with your teeth and you dont get a tomato juice mustache on your upper lip. Suck it. | ||
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[[File:Garbagebloodymary.jpg|thumb|center|300px|They add so much crap to the cocktail that it's impossible to drink.]] | |||
[[File:Fuckingridiculousbloodymary.jpg|thumb|center|300px|WTF?]] | |||
[[File:Bloodymaryshrimp.jpg|thumb|center|300px|As a shrimp cocktail/drink, this is acceptable.]] | |||
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Revision as of 02:14, 24 December 2024
A Bloody Mary is often called a cocktail, but the way most people make them, they are more like a meal. There are several thousand recipes for this drink online, and there are several different ways to make the drink. This is my version.
Ingredients
- One 12 ounce bottle of V8 vegetable juice
- Juice of one lemon
- Juice of two limes
- Two tablespoons of prepared horseradish
- Two tablespoons of Worcestershire sauce
- One tablespoon of garlic powder
- One tablespoon of celery salt
- One tablespoon of black pepper
- Two tablespoons of olive juice (use the salty, cheap Spanish olives)
- One tablespoon of dill pickle juice
- Two tablespoons of Frank's Red Hot©
Method
Blend all of the above ingredients for a bit, mostly to chop up the horseradish fine. Add to a pitcher or large bottle and put it in the refrigerator for 24 hours.
When it is time to consume, add one and one half ounces of vodka to a large tumbler glass and top with ice. Then fill the glass with the bloody mary mix. Stir well.
Garnish?
It is traditional to add a stalk of celery or a dill pickle spear to the side of the glass to garnish. I think this is silly. The only thing you need to add to a Bloody Mary is a straw so that when you drink it, the ice doesn't fuck with your teeth and you dont get a tomato juice mustache on your upper lip. Suck it.
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