Difference between revisions of "Massengill"
(Created page with "'''Model:''' Mom! I got my first modelling gig! I start work next week on a beach in Hawaii!!!" '''Mother:''' Oh that's great dear! Your father and I are so proud! All those years of training finally paid off. Who are you going to be working for? '''Model:''' center|600px ---- {{Things}} Category:IRL Shit") |
|||
| Line 3: | Line 3: | ||
'''Mother:''' Oh that's great dear! Your father and I are so proud! All those years of training finally paid off. Who are you going to be working for? | '''Mother:''' Oh that's great dear! Your father and I are so proud! All those years of training finally paid off. Who are you going to be working for? | ||
'''Model:''' | '''Model:''' | ||
[[File:massengill.png|center|600px]] | [[File:massengill.png|center|600px]] | ||
Latest revision as of 23:45, 22 April 2023
Model: Mom! I got my first modelling gig! I start work next week on a beach in Hawaii!!!"
Mother: Oh that's great dear! Your father and I are so proud! All those years of training finally paid off. Who are you going to be working for?
Model:
Garlic Powder In A Pile of Mushrooms | Pull Tab | A Stick | Analog Water Meter | Thinkpad | Killdozer | Doritos Ingredients | Lego Killdozer | Babortion | Half a Pint of Jim Beam | Sensible Chuckle | Terminiello v. Chicago | Foaming Pee | Cohen v. California (1971) | Jeff's Sex Doll | Collective Nouns | Government | Dead Companies | FAB FACTS!!! | COVID-19 | Irish Sunglasses | Unsolicited Phone Call From A Hooker (Scam) | The Bechdel Test | A Fucking Jellyfish Sting | Covid-19 Vaccine | The World's Largest Living Organism | Immanentize The Eschaton | Mattress Store | Babort | Human Goo | Randall's Sex Doll | Yeah Buoy | The Stock Market | One Quarter Of A Car | Hoes Mad | Bobcat and Bush Hog | Alexa | Gas Station Knife | Boner Garage | Vom | Ka-chunk | Clacka-Clacka | Dollar General | Air Conditioning | Daddy Long Legs | Old Furniture | Software Development | Home Defense | Resealable Plastic Bags | Detached Sewage Line | Delivering A Notice | Coat Hanger | Turtles All The Way Down | Germans | Smile | Massengill | Halpern Critical Thinking Assessment | 9 Dollar Paper Towels | Butt Kicking Machine | Ghost Barn | Edgelord | The Internet | Toledo | Burdizzo | J Channel | Dumpster Dolls | Furniture Row | Negligent Discharge | Cuck Chair | LaFontaine | Dear God, What Have I Done? | Emoticons | Phoebus Cartel | Weather