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'''Germans''' ( commonly known as '''''Germanlets, Krauts, Alcaboche, Fischkopf, Fritz, Jerry/Jerries, Huns, Saupreiss, Boxheads, Somalis, Squareheads, and Marmeladebrüder ''''') spend every waking moment of their lives, trying to make everybody think life is as shitty as their own. | '''Germans''' ( commonly known as '''''Germanlets, Krauts, Alcaboche, Fischkopf, Fritz, Jerry/Jerries, Huns, Saupreiss, Boxheads, Somalis, Squareheads, and Marmeladebrüder ''''') spend every waking moment of their lives, trying to make everybody think life is as shitty as their own. Seriously, most Germans are as funny as a dead baby, hoisted on a rusted pitchfork, at sunset, while the gaunt pallbearer accidentally trips and falls on a pile of rotten entrails, into a muddy grave. | ||
'''Germans''' are a jealous group who think that their culture<ref>ooooh look at me, I invented Lutheran doctrine and Wagner....</ref><ref>Pretzels.</ref> is important and somehow relevant despite the fact that they are '''0-2''' in world wars. Additionally, they will never recognize, to the point of incredulous and unimaginable ridiculousness, the fact that they have been a tool of greater powers than themselves since 1914. | |||
A supplementary note must be addressed concerning '''Germans''' as well | ==Behavior== | ||
A supplementary note must be addressed concerning '''Germans''' as well. | |||
Germans only view the 4chan board known as /r9k/.<ref>The absolutely most depressive and lonely board on any imageboard, ever. Seriously, only loner, self harming virgins go there.</ref> This phenomena has not been adequately studied, mostly because nobody cares about '''Germans.''' | |||
Because nobody cares about '''Germans'' this is pointless and it really does not need to be addressed. | |||
==Harsh Language== | ==Harsh Language== | ||
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Germans have the harshest language of all time. Imagine dragging your fingers across a chalkboard while listening simultaneously to a person throwing a full symphony orchestra horn section against the wall in a bloody mess. Do you have that cacophony firmly affixed in your mind? Well get ready, because the German language is approximately twice as bad as what you are imagining. | Germans have the harshest language of all time. Imagine dragging your fingers across a chalkboard while listening simultaneously to a person throwing a full symphony orchestra horn section against the wall in a bloody mess. Do you have that cacophony firmly affixed in your mind? Well get ready, because the German language is approximately twice as bad as what you are imagining. | ||
==Germans In The United States Of America== | |||
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All the smart Germans left Germany a very long time ago. Intelligent Germans began emigrating to the USA way back in the 1600s to the early 1900s. Consequently, Germany became a terrible place, because it was full of stupid people. Meanwhile, at the same time, the United States became a world power. | |||
Not all of the evidence is in.<ref>Because a bunch of British, Irish, Italian, French, Scottish, and Dutch immigrants also came to the United States at the same time, and were waaaaaay smarter than their Germanlet counterparts.</ref> Nobody is sure that the Germans were the cause of America's rise in power, but it must be noted that while the United States climbed the ladder of success, Germany became a cesspit, full of people who are constantly away from their keyboards. | |||
==References== | ==References== | ||
Revision as of 01:09, 7 April 2023
Germans ( commonly known as Germanlets, Krauts, Alcaboche, Fischkopf, Fritz, Jerry/Jerries, Huns, Saupreiss, Boxheads, Somalis, Squareheads, and Marmeladebrüder ) spend every waking moment of their lives, trying to make everybody think life is as shitty as their own. Seriously, most Germans are as funny as a dead baby, hoisted on a rusted pitchfork, at sunset, while the gaunt pallbearer accidentally trips and falls on a pile of rotten entrails, into a muddy grave.
Germans are a jealous group who think that their culture[1][2] is important and somehow relevant despite the fact that they are 0-2 in world wars. Additionally, they will never recognize, to the point of incredulous and unimaginable ridiculousness, the fact that they have been a tool of greater powers than themselves since 1914.
Behavior
A supplementary note must be addressed concerning Germans as well.
Germans only view the 4chan board known as /r9k/.[3] This phenomena has not been adequately studied, mostly because nobody cares about Germans.
Because nobody cares about 'Germans this is pointless and it really does not need to be addressed.
Harsh Language
Germans have the harshest language of all time. Imagine dragging your fingers across a chalkboard while listening simultaneously to a person throwing a full symphony orchestra horn section against the wall in a bloody mess. Do you have that cacophony firmly affixed in your mind? Well get ready, because the German language is approximately twice as bad as what you are imagining.
Germans In The United States Of America
All the smart Germans left Germany a very long time ago. Intelligent Germans began emigrating to the USA way back in the 1600s to the early 1900s. Consequently, Germany became a terrible place, because it was full of stupid people. Meanwhile, at the same time, the United States became a world power.
Not all of the evidence is in.[4] Nobody is sure that the Germans were the cause of America's rise in power, but it must be noted that while the United States climbed the ladder of success, Germany became a cesspit, full of people who are constantly away from their keyboards.
References
- ↑ ooooh look at me, I invented Lutheran doctrine and Wagner....
- ↑ Pretzels.
- ↑ The absolutely most depressive and lonely board on any imageboard, ever. Seriously, only loner, self harming virgins go there.
- ↑ Because a bunch of British, Irish, Italian, French, Scottish, and Dutch immigrants also came to the United States at the same time, and were waaaaaay smarter than their Germanlet counterparts.
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