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[[File:indeed.png|left|120px]]'''Germans''' (commonly known as '''''Germanlets, Krauts, Alcaboche, Fischkopf, Fritz, Jerry/Jerries, Huns, Saupreiss, Boxheads, Somalis, Squareheads, and Marmeladebrüder ''''') spend every waking moment of their lives, trying to make everybody think life is as shitty as their own. | [[File:indeed.png|left|120px]]'''Germans''' ( commonly known as '''''Germanlets, Krauts, Alcaboche, Fischkopf, Fritz, Jerry/Jerries, Huns, Saupreiss, Boxheads, Somalis, Squareheads, and Marmeladebrüder ''''') spend every waking moment of their lives, trying to make everybody think life is as shitty as their own. | ||
They are a jealous group who think that their culture is important and somehow relevant despite the fact that they are '''0-2''' in world wars. Additionally, they will never recognize, to the point of incredulous and unimaginable ridiculousness, the fact that they have been a tool of greater powers than themselves since 1914. | They are a jealous group who think that their culture is important and somehow relevant despite the fact that they are '''0-2''' in world wars. Additionally, they will never recognize, to the point of incredulous and unimaginable ridiculousness, the fact that they have been a tool of greater powers than themselves since 1914. | ||
Revision as of 23:50, 6 April 2023
Germans ( commonly known as Germanlets, Krauts, Alcaboche, Fischkopf, Fritz, Jerry/Jerries, Huns, Saupreiss, Boxheads, Somalis, Squareheads, and Marmeladebrüder ) spend every waking moment of their lives, trying to make everybody think life is as shitty as their own.
They are a jealous group who think that their culture is important and somehow relevant despite the fact that they are 0-2 in world wars. Additionally, they will never recognize, to the point of incredulous and unimaginable ridiculousness, the fact that they have been a tool of greater powers than themselves since 1914.
A supplementary note must be addressed concerning Germans as well: They only view the 4chan board known as /r9k/.[1] This phenomena has not been adequately studied, mostly because nobody cares about Germans anyways, so no, it really does not need to be addressed.
References
- ↑ The absolutely most depressive and lonely board on any imageboard, ever. Seriously, only loner virgins go there.
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