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The '''Burdizzo''' is an instrument used for the bloodless castration of young male calves, lambs, and goats by severing (crushing) the testicular cord.<ref>https://afs.ca.uky.edu/livestock/feedstuff-equipment/livestock-equipment-identification/emasculatome-burdizzo</ref> | The '''Burdizzo''' is an instrument used for the bloodless castration of young male calves, lambs, and goats by severing (crushing) the testicular cord.<ref>https://afs.ca.uky.edu/livestock/feedstuff-equipment/livestock-equipment-identification/emasculatome-burdizzo</ref> | ||
<font color="red">'''THAT'S IT! JUST THOSE ANIMALS | <font color="red">'''THAT'S IT! JUST THOSE ANIMALS. NOTHING ELSE. YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO USE IT ON HUMANS.'''</font> | ||
==Use On Humans== | ==Use On Humans== | ||
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And of course, a bunch of weird, creepy dudes had to immediately go out and use one on themselves. | And of course, a bunch of weird, creepy dudes had to immediately go out and use one on themselves. | ||
{{Q|I Have a friend that is going to use a burdizzo on me this winter. I am really looking forward to it.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/Castrations/comments/128ansk/i_finally_got_the_feel_the_pinch_of_a_burdizzo_it/</ref>}} | {{Q|I Have a friend that is going to use a burdizzo on me this winter. I am really looking forward to it.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/Castrations/comments/128ansk/i_finally_got_the_feel_the_pinch_of_a_burdizzo_it/</ref>}} | ||
{{Q|It's the presence in his underwear that he can't stand. Or something like that. “The testicles hanging between my legs, they are just annoying to me. I don't like the weight. They are uncomfortable. I prefer when it is lighter and smoother and cleaner. I want to keep my penis, I want to keep my scrotum, but I just don't want them down there.”<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20110917162400/http://www.miaminewtimes.com/2000-06-29/news/my-life-as-a-eunuch/5/</ref>}} | {{Q|It's the presence in his underwear that he can't stand. Or something like that. “The testicles hanging between my legs, they are just annoying to me. I don't like the weight. They are uncomfortable. I prefer when it is lighter and smoother and cleaner. I want to keep my penis, I want to keep my scrotum, but I just don't want them down there.”<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20110917162400/http://www.miaminewtimes.com/2000-06-29/news/my-life-as-a-eunuch/5/</ref>}} | ||
Latest revision as of 15:11, 31 December 2023
This was NOT an internet rabbit hole I wanted to fall into, but like a bloody car crash, I couldn't look away. It just kept getting more disturbing and gruesome the further I delved into this "subculture."
The Burdizzo is an instrument used for the bloodless castration of young male calves, lambs, and goats by severing (crushing) the testicular cord.[1]
THAT'S IT! JUST THOSE ANIMALS. NOTHING ELSE. YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO USE IT ON HUMANS.
Use On Humans
And of course, a bunch of weird, creepy dudes had to immediately go out and use one on themselves.
I Have a friend that is going to use a burdizzo on me this winter. I am really looking forward to it.[2] 
It's the presence in his underwear that he can't stand. Or something like that. “The testicles hanging between my legs, they are just annoying to me. I don't like the weight. They are uncomfortable. I prefer when it is lighter and smoother and cleaner. I want to keep my penis, I want to keep my scrotum, but I just don't want them down there.”[3]
Another way to achieve the same result is with a burdizzo, essentially a large clamp used to castrate bulls, sheep, or goats without having to cut into the scrotum. Each cord is placed in the jaws of the clamp, which cuts off the blood supply to the testicle. Done correctly, the procedure hurts like hell, says Gelding. “You don't want to hear the scream an adult male makes when he has the sudden realization he should have asked for a local anesthetic instead of being a brave boy.” But using the burdizzo lessens the risk of infection. The testicles are left in the scrotum to wither into useless pebbles.[4]
Doctor's Advice
Advice from a real doctor. I added the bold text for emphasis.[5]
Castrating yourself is not at all recommended.
I must advise you strongly against this.
This will be very very painful, on a scale you cannot even begin to imagine. It will be way above 10. You are quite likely to go into shock with the pain.
It is obvious that you do not understand the full implications of what you are trying to do. This is not something that can be done.
Repugnant Links Of Interest
The eunuch maker site was closed down.. the only videos I have seen are ones that people saved and shared.. shame.. there was alot of good content on there :) [6]
- BME wiki with a similar article
- NSFW Burdizzo videos. Watch at your own risk.
- Holy crap, this one is bad.
- If you really just gotta have one, they sell them on Amazon.
- We report a case of incisionless castration performed using local anesthesia, in a transsexual who wished to avoid the pain, expense, and scar associated with the open procedure. The Burdizzo clamp crushed the spermatic cord bilaterally, and the testis was allowed to atrophy.
References
- ↑ https://afs.ca.uky.edu/livestock/feedstuff-equipment/livestock-equipment-identification/emasculatome-burdizzo
- ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/Castrations/comments/128ansk/i_finally_got_the_feel_the_pinch_of_a_burdizzo_it/
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20110917162400/http://www.miaminewtimes.com/2000-06-29/news/my-life-as-a-eunuch/5/
- ↑ Same link as above. The news article is just full of nasty horseshit. https://web.archive.org/web/20110917162400/http://www.miaminewtimes.com/2000-06-29/news/my-life-as-a-eunuch/5/
- ↑ https://www.justanswer.com/health/292zp-safe-castration-burdizzo-clamp-shave-hair.html
- ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/Castrations/comments/11phdyf/anyone_have_any_link_for_eunuch_maker_videos_i/
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