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'''Germans''' ( commonly known as '''''Germanlets, Krauts, Alcaboche, Fischkopf, Fritz, Jerry/Jerries, Huns, Saupreiss, Boxheads, Somalis, Squareheads, and Marmeladebrüder ''''') spend every waking moment of their lives, trying to make everybody think life is as shitty as their own. | |||
They are a jealous group who think that their culture is important and somehow relevant despite the fact that they are '''0-2''' in world wars. Additionally, they will never recognize, to the point of incredulous and unimaginable ridiculousness, the fact that they have been a tool of greater powers than themselves since 1914. | They are a jealous group who think that their culture is important and somehow relevant despite the fact that they are '''0-2''' in world wars. Additionally, they will never recognize, to the point of incredulous and unimaginable ridiculousness, the fact that they have been a tool of greater powers than themselves since 1914. | ||
Revision as of 00:24, 7 April 2023
Germans ( commonly known as Germanlets, Krauts, Alcaboche, Fischkopf, Fritz, Jerry/Jerries, Huns, Saupreiss, Boxheads, Somalis, Squareheads, and Marmeladebrüder ) spend every waking moment of their lives, trying to make everybody think life is as shitty as their own.
They are a jealous group who think that their culture is important and somehow relevant despite the fact that they are 0-2 in world wars. Additionally, they will never recognize, to the point of incredulous and unimaginable ridiculousness, the fact that they have been a tool of greater powers than themselves since 1914.
A supplementary note must be addressed concerning Germans as well: They only view the 4chan board known as /r9k/.[1] This phenomena has not been adequately studied, mostly because nobody cares about Germans anyways, so no, it really does not need to be addressed.
Harsh Language
Germans have the harshest language of all time. Imagine dragging your fingers across a chalkboard while listening simultaneously to a person throwing a full symphony orchestra horn section against the wall in a bloody mess. Do you have that cacophony firmly affixed in your mind? Well get ready, because the German language is approximately twice as bad as what you are imagining.
References
- ↑ The absolutely most depressive and lonely board on any imageboard, ever. Seriously, only loner virgins go there.
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