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==Disclaimer== | |||
{{Q|A negligent discharge is an unintentional firing of a shot due to improper weapon handling. It occurs when a firearm is unintentionally fired, usually because of carelessness or ignoring basic safety rules. The fault lies entirely with the person handling the gun. Even if not done on purpose, the shooter is responsible for any resulting consequences. Negligent discharge can result in serious charges, including felony charges.}} | |||
==Later Reports== | |||
Sadly, this copypasta is from 2020...and has updates that I am too lazy to add to the text at the top of the article. You can find the original if you use google. | |||
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Latest revision as of 02:12, 23 January 2025
Anonymous 17:12, 23 January 2025 (EDT) No.495097545 |
>>495097676 Thank you for your service! |
Anonymous 17:12, 23 January 2025 (EDT) No.495097545 |
>>495097676 so was the house haunted or not? |
Disclaimer
A negligent discharge is an unintentional firing of a shot due to improper weapon handling. It occurs when a firearm is unintentionally fired, usually because of carelessness or ignoring basic safety rules. The fault lies entirely with the person handling the gun. Even if not done on purpose, the shooter is responsible for any resulting consequences. Negligent discharge can result in serious charges, including felony charges.
Later Reports
Sadly, this copypasta is from 2020...and has updates that I am too lazy to add to the text at the top of the article. You can find the original if you use google.
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