GROUNZ

Anonymous 15:02, 5 February 2025 (EDT)

The Waukesha Parade suspect Darrell Brooks trial is currently ongoing. The more I learn about this trial, the more I think that circus side shows are still a real thing. However... BallSac likes it and keeps tossing youtube links in the chat, so here is a QRD.

Grounz

'GROWNZ' — Brooks

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Fort Grounz

He built a wall and Wisconsin paid for it.

I hope the judge doesn't find him in contempt of fort...''

Early Lunch And Other Shenanigans

Grownz Control

Sung to the tune of Space Oddity by David Bowie.

 Grounz Control to Uncle Tom
 Grounz Control to Unlce Tom
 Take your objektshun grounz and put a new suit on
 (Ten) Grounz Control (Nine) to Uncle Tom (Eight, seven)
 (Six) Commencing (Five) proceedings, jusisdiction's on
 (Four, three, two)
 Check the indignation (One) and may God's mercy (Lift off) be with you

 This is Grounz Control to Uncle Tom
 YOU really mowed down that parade
 And the papers want to know why you didn't care
 Now it's time for consequence; it's only fair
 This is Uncle Tom to Grounz Control
 I'm objektin through the door
 And I'm stalling in a most peculiar way
 One more grounz before they convict me today

 For here I be sitting in dis tin can
 Far away from the world
 DARREL BROOKS is YOU
 And there's nothing I can do

 Though I'm past one hundred thousand grounz
 I'm feeling very ill
 And I think this judge ain't gonna let me go
 Fuck my life! I loved it very much...
 HE knows
 Grounz Control to Uncle Tom
 Your objektshun's dead, there's something wrong
 Can you hear me, Uncle Tom?
 Can you hear me, Uncle Tom?
 Can you hear me, Uncle Tom?
 Can you?

Playbook

The following link may or may not have anything to do with this mess:

• Court Survival Guide

See Also

• Darrell Brooks trial: Defendant cries during opening statement
• Darrell Brooks Jr. gives opening statement in Waukesha Christmas Parade tragedy trial
• What is a sovereign citizen and how is Darrell Brooks using that argument in his trial?
• Who is Darrell Brooks?
• Judge rules Brooks is unable to use 'sovereign citizen' defense at trial
• His rap video. The comments are pretty great.
• He is as good a rapper as he is a lawyer. At least with him in prison for the rest of his life, society won't have to endure any more of his crappy music videos.

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