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What do you call an escalator that stops working?
Stairs
What do you call a blender that stops working?
A cup
What do you call a TV that stops working?
A mirror
What do you call a whore that stops working?
Your Mom
CHEVY.... because if i wanted a powerstroke i would have called your mom!
<+Erotica> weishaupt what do you call a penecks drowning?
<+Erotica> greywater
<BallSac> .tell penecks ----------> What's the difference between your jokes and your penis?
<BallSac> .tell penecks ----------> Nobody laughs at your jokes
<BallSac> •weishaupt• What do you call a transgender whale?
<BallSac> •weishaupt• Maybe Dick
<BallSac> .tell penecks -------------------------> What's the difference between the moon and Uranus?
<BallSac> .tell penecks -------------------------> I don't want to visit the moon tonight. (no homo)
<BallSac> .tell penecks -------------------------> Yo mama's so ugly her blowjobs...
<BallSac> .tell penecks -------------------------> count as anal.
<BallSac> .tell weishaupt -------------------> The cost of living has now become so expensive.....
<BallSac> .tell weishaupt -------------------> ....that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford the batteries.
<BallSac> .tell weishaupt -------------------> What do you call a Coke bottle full of bees?
<BallSac> .tell weishaupt -------------------> A redneck vibrator.
<BallSac> .tell weishaupt -------------------> Why is the area between a woman's chest and legs called a waist?
<BallSac> .tell weishaupt -------------------> Because you could easily fit another set of tits in there!
<@FED> I like my girls like I like my covid
<@FED> 19 and spreads easily
•penecks• My penis may only be two inches…
•penecks• But it smells like a foot!
•penecks• Why do midgets laugh when they run…
•penecks• because the grass tickles their balls
•penecks• Two Russian women are foraging through a previously harvested potato field.
•penecks• One is lucky to find two large spuds. She holds them up and says,
•penecks• “Deez potatoes remind me of my husbands testicles”
•penecks• The other replies,
•penecks• “Oh my, are dey dat big?”
•penecks• “NO, dey are dis dirty”
•penecks• My wife and I have been together for 6 wonderful years.
•penecks• Unfortunately, we've been married for 20.
•fleXXXttt1• My wife came back from golfing with the ladies, looking miserable
•fleXXXttt1• I asked her what was wrong. She said, “I got stung by a mad hornet between the first and second holes!”
•fleXXXttt1• I told her, “your stance is too wide.”
•chicken_nugger• What's the difference between a joke and five dicks?
•chicken_nugger• Your mom can't take a joke.
•penecks• Breaking news: A man was admitted to the hospital with 25 toy horses shoved up his rectum…
•penecks• Doctors described his condition as stable.
Why did the two toilet paper cops jump off the cliff?
They needed to get to the BOTTOM of the case!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mortal Combat was based on an old Scandinavian song...
a FINNISH HYMN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHA
maniac: cum cunts make stunned grunts
What kind of bees make milk?
BOO-BEES!!!!
HAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What's the difference between an enzyme and a horemone?
You can't hear a horemone!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHA
Sex is like a burrito...
Don't unwrap or it will be in your lap!!!!
HAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BallSac: Erotica: There are seven planets now...
BallSac: Erotica: Pluto got demoted and I destroyed ur-anus last night.
BallSac: AHHAHAHAHAHAHA
What happened to the fly that was on the toilet seat?
It got PISSED OFF!!!!
D::DDD:D::D:::DDDD
If you take a shit and you call it a "penecks," what does penecks do when she takes a shit?
she takes a donics!!!!
AHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Why did the condom fly across the room?
It got PISSED OFF!!!!
HAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
tpuahsiew: i went to a whorehouse i know around here but it was closed
tpuahsiew: sign on the door said "we're closed, beat it!"
BallSac: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
KNOCK KNOCK...
Who's there?
"I eat mop"
I eat mop who?
Why you eat your poo???
tpuahsiew: tell Tanoc what does your tofu and your dildo have in common?
tpuahsiew: tell Tanoc both are your meat substitutes, faggot
BallSac: HAHAHAHHAHA
BallSac: .tell weishaupt ---> What weighs more? A gallon of water or a gallon of butane?
BallSac: .tell weishaupt ---> Water. Butane is a lighter fluid.
BallSac: HAHAHAHHAHA
weishaupt: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA
weishaupt: i just sold my homing pidgeon on ebay for the 23rd time
BallSac: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA
BallSac: A husband comes home and says to his wife "I just bought condoms with taste. Let's turn off the light, and then you can guess what flavor it is." So they turned off the lights and...
BallSac: The wife asks: "Is it cheese and tuna flavor?"
weishaupt: ew
BallSac: The Husband says: "Take it easy, let me put it on first"
BallSac: HAHAHAHHAHAHA
+man3: HAHAHAHHAHAHA
BallSac: yuck
weishaupt: i wont be telling the wife that one
BallSac: homura, How do you properly milk a flock of sheep?
BallSac: homura, Tell them the election was stolen, then ask for money.
weishaupt: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA
+Murasa: I was thinking the same thing.
homura: cute
BallSac: .tell Erotica ---> Whats the difference between Jam and Marmalade?
BallSac: .tell Erotica ---> You can't marmalade your cock up a girls ass.
BallSac: .tell Tanoc ------> Did you know that pigeons die after having sex ????
BallSac: .tell Tanoc ------> At least mine did when i tried
+Tanoc: that's fucked up BallSac
~Macbot: weishaupt ----> HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
+Tanoc: what's wrong with you
BallSac: HAHAHAHAHHAHA
+man3: HAHAHAHAHHAHA
@weishaupt: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA
BallSac: look at the macbot HAHAHAHHAHAHHA
BallSac: he even knows its funni
BallSac: homura, Why don't the rabbits make noise during sex?
BallSac: homura, Because they have fluffy balls.
homura: makes sense
BallSac: Tanoc, I want to tell you about a girl who only eats plants.
BallSac: Tanoc, You've probably never heard of herbivore.
- tpuahsiew slaps Tanoc
+Tanoc never ping me again freaks
BallSac: When did pinochio discover he was made of wood?
BallSac: He tried jacking off and set himself on fire.
tpuahsiew: HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
+man3: HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
tpuahsiew: Tanoc, did you read that one???
tpuahsiew: it was FUNNY
•weishaupt• Why do French Tanks have a rear-view mirror?
•weishaupt• So they can see the battle.
<@BallSac> HAHAHHAHAHAHA
<@weishaupt> i hope you are adding these
<@weishaupt> BallSac, did you hear that washington considers kamala harris as an outsider?
<@weishaupt> yeah, you cum outsider mouth
<@BallSac> HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
<+Erotica> :D
<@BallSac> .tell homura ------------> I was in bed last night with my wife. She turns to me and says "If you turn the lamp off, I'll take it up the arse."
<@BallSac> .tell homura ------------> I should have waited for the bulb to cool down.
<BallSac> .tell penecks -----------------------> My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it's a Woman!
.tell Erotica --------------> What do you call a hemorrhoid in the middle of your asshole?
.tell Erotica --------------> A log splitter
<@BallSac> •Erotica• People who buy sex dolls...
<@BallSac> •Erotica• ....are fucking dummies.
•weishaupt• I asked my wife if i was the only one she’d ever been with.
•weishaupt• She said yes, the others were all nines and tens.
<@weishaupt> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<@penecks> a man inserts several toy horses into his rectum. he goes to see his doctor. doctor say sir you have stable condition.
<@penecks> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
<@BallSac> *crickets*
<BallSac> tell weishaupt ------------------> Why was a used tampon on display at the museum?
<BallSac> tell weishaupt ------------------> It was a PERIOD piece
What do you give to your wife after you hit her so hard she has a black eye?
a new iPad
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