User:Grug/front page
welcome fuckos
you ever step in dog shit and then attempt to remove it but end up smearing it around even worse? this wiki is just like that. 
originally, i had this great plan. this plan was to document this whole internet 2.0 hub-bub, and then shit on it. to drive the point home in a fiendish way, I was going to do it on an old style website using just notepad++ to edit it. turns out nobody gave a shit, so i just kept on bloggin here using wiki software. most of the stuff on this page is for my use anyways, but if you liked the old busted front page, you can find it here.
latest shenanigans
- 23:14, 24 October 2025 Hamburger Soup (hist | edit) [3,847 bytes] Grug (talk | contribs) (Created page with "I'm tired and don't feel like typing out the recipe right now. This page is a placeholder for the future food. Category:Food")
- 00:48, 19 September 2025 Bama Quarterbacks (hist | edit) [960 bytes] Grug (talk | contribs) (Created page with "These are the only 2 '''Alabama Quarterbacks''' of all time. center|600px {| class="wikitable" |+ Quick Stats Comparison ! Category !! Joe Namath !! Ken Stabler !! Edge? |- ! Games Played | 132 | 224 | Stabler (longevity) |- ! Passing Yards | 27,663 | 26,702 | Namath (slightly) |- ! Passing TDs | 173 | 196 | Stabler |- ! Interceptions | 220 | 179 | Stabler (fewer picks) |- ! Completion % | 50.1% | 62.7% | Stabler (big gap—era difference) |-...")
- 22:41, 14 September 2025 Erika Kirk (hist | edit) [144 bytes] Grug (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''RIP Charlie''' Center|600px {{Video}} Category:PeopleCategory:IRL ShitCategory:MediaCategory:Video")
- 00:41, 31 August 2025 BRMC (hist | edit) [686 bytes] Grug (talk | contribs) (Created page with "This one is a work in progress. A very long time ago, I listened to this band and liked them. Then, for some reason, I forgot they existed. Oddly, despite the fact that I wasn't paying attention to them, they decided to have a career and release many more albums while I was not paying attention. '''BRMC''' songs will be added below as I find and enjoy them. ==Songs== <gallery> File:BRMC.mp4 </gallery>")
- 23:58, 30 August 2025 Chinese Laundry (hist | edit) [182 bytes] Grug (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The sneaky reason why Mr. Lee's laundry is so clean. What a hotshot. center|600px {{Video}} Category:VideoCategory:OldCategory:Media")
- 01:24, 27 August 2025 Cracker Barrel (hist | edit) [735 bytes] Grug (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Technically, '''Cracker Barrel''' conceded that they were stupid and are going to change their logo back. This didn't stop internet meme guys. center|600px {{Video}}")
- 02:15, 20 August 2025 Stumpin (hist | edit) [169 bytes] Grug (talk | contribs) (Created page with "BallSac thinks he's the only stumper out there, but he's wrong. center|600px {{Video}} Category:PeopleCategory:VideoCategory:Media")
- 00:57, 19 August 2025 Jack Tatum (hist | edit) [1,336 bytes] Grug (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''Jack Tatum''' is the main reason why a ton of stuff is illegal in the NFL today. center|600px")
- 12:26, 16 August 2025 Trump Talks (hist | edit) [210 bytes] Grug (talk | contribs) (Created page with "==Dentist on a Saturday???== center|600px {{Video}}")
- 23:05, 16 July 2025 Fred's Funeral (hist | edit) [1,622 bytes] Grug (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{DISPLAYTITLE:<font face="courier"><font color="hotpink">Fred's Funeral</font></font>}} Fred works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Fred! How ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Fred. "He's in my bowl...")
- 22:53, 1 July 2025 Beef Birria (hist | edit) [1,127 bytes] Grug (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The wife wants to try '''Beef Birria''' tacos. She probably saw somebody making them on tiktok or something. They are kinda popular right now. I am putting down the ingredients here so I can remember them when I go shopping for the stuff. ==Ingredients== <poem> Put all this stuff in the slow cooker and let it go overnight. Beef Birria: 3-4 lbs beef (chuck roast, short ribs, or brisket) 5-6 dried guajillo chiles (stemmed, seeded) 3 dried ancho chiles (stemmed, seed...")
- 16:37, 24 June 2025 They Don't Know What The Fuck They're Doing (hist | edit) [81 bytes] Grug (talk | contribs) (Created page with "center|600px {{Media}}")
- 18:18, 22 June 2025 Welcome.sh (hist | edit) [6,251 bytes] Grug (talk | contribs) (Created page with " GNU nano 8.5 welcome #!/data/data/com.termux/files/usr/bin/bash # Termux Welcome Screen # Displays on session start with greeting, historical event, Fort Wayne weather, AL E...")
- 00:40, 13 June 2025 Samsung Tablets In 2025 (hist | edit) [1,697 bytes] Grug (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Why does a Samsung Galaxy Tablet built in 2022 beat the pants off of a similar product built in 2025? {| class="wikitable" ! Feature !! Galaxy Tab S8+ (2022) !! Galaxy Tab S10 FE (2025) !! Galaxy Tab S10+ (2025) |- | '''Display''' || 12.4-inch Dynamic AMOLED 2X, 2800x1752, 120Hz, HDR10+, Gorilla Glass 5 || 10.9-inch IPS LCD, 2560x1600, 90Hz, 800 nits || 12.4-inch Dynamic AMOLED 2X, 2800x1752, 120Hz, HDR10+, anti-reflective coating |- | '''Processor''' || Qualcomm Snapdr...")
- 02:30, 4 June 2025 The Beach Boys (hist | edit) [164 bytes] Grug (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''I gedda roun...''' center|600px {{Music}} Category:MusicCategory:VideoCategory:OldCategory:MediaCategory:Internet")
- 01:37, 4 June 2025 Some 90s Vids (hist | edit) [1,489 bytes] Grug (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Remember those days before shit got evil? Those times when the whole world was stupid enough to wear masks, eat 11 servings of grains per day, and think that some random grasshopper species was more important than the economy? '''Some 90s Vids''' remembers... <center><gallery> File:Niceshot.mp4 File:Comearound.mp4 File:Longwank.mp4 File:Youff.mp4 </gallery></center>")
- 02:07, 19 May 2025 ZOMBO.com (hist | edit) [881 bytes] Grug (talk | contribs) (Created page with "center|600px center|400px ==See Also== <span class="plainlinks><big><big><big><big><big><big><big>'''[https://zombo.com <font color="red">Z<font color="orange>o</font><font color="blue">m</font><font color="mediumorchid">b</font><font color="cyan">o</font><font color="blue">.</font><font color="orange">c</font><font color="greenyellow">o<font color="blue">m</font>]'''</big></big></big></big></big></big></big></span> {{Old...")
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why are you looking here? the joke is in your pants
jokes? why are you looking here? the joke is in your pants
BallSac: .tell Tanoc ------> Did you know that pigeons die after having sex ????
BallSac: .tell Tanoc ------> At least mine did when i tried
Tanoc: that's fucked up BallSac
Macbot: weishaupt ----> HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Tanoc: what's wrong with you
BallSac: HAHAHAHAHHAHA
man3: HAHAHAHAHHAHA
weishaupt: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA
BallSac: look at the macbot HAHAHAHHAHAHHA
BallSac: he even knows its funni
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