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== <font color="hotpink">welcome fuckos</font> == | |||
{{Q|'''you ever step in dog shit and then attempt to remove it but end up smearing it around even worse? this wiki is just like that.'''}} | |||
originally, i had this [[Taking a penecks|great plan.]] this plan was to document this whole '''''internet 2.0''''' hub-bub, and then shit on it. to drive the point home in a fiendish way, I was going to do it on an old style website using just notepad++ to edit it. turns out nobody gave a shit, so i just kept on bloggin here using wiki software. | |||
== <font color="hotpink">latest shenanigans</font> == | |||
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== <font color="hotpink">organized dogshit</font> == | |||
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==<font color="hotpink">why are you looking here? the joke is in your pants</font>== | |||
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<@Monkt> Erotica weishaupt what did BallSac call his wife after taking her stumpin one time? | |||
<@Monkt> Peg | |||
<@weishaupt> hahahahhaa | |||
<+Erotica> lmao Monkt | |||
<+Erotica> lettuce ban him when he gets back | |||
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== <font color="hotpink">i happen to be a big fuggin deal</font> == | |||
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==<font color="hotpink">a bunch of vanity mumbo jumbo</font>== | |||
*total bologna articles: <font color="hotpink">''{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}''</font> | |||
*amount of [[Special:AllPages|garbage i am foisting:]]<font color="hotpink"> ''{{NUMBEROFPAGES}}''</font> | |||
*wow, [[Special:ListFiles|images, videos, and such:]]<font color="hotpink"> ''{{NUMBEROFFILES}}''</font> | |||
*times that [[Special:RecentChanges|i managed to fuck up:]]<font color="hotpink"> ''{{NUMBEROFEDITS}}''</font> | |||
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Revision as of 01:23, 15 March 2024
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welcome fuckos
originally, i had this great plan. this plan was to document this whole internet 2.0 hub-bub, and then shit on it. to drive the point home in a fiendish way, I was going to do it on an old style website using just notepad++ to edit it. turns out nobody gave a shit, so i just kept on bloggin here using wiki software.
latest shenanigans
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- 23:14, 24 October 2025 Hamburger Soup (hist | edit) [3,847 bytes] Grug (talk | contribs) (Created page with "I'm tired and don't feel like typing out the recipe right now. This page is a placeholder for the future food. Category:Food")
- 00:48, 19 September 2025 Bama Quarterbacks (hist | edit) [960 bytes] Grug (talk | contribs) (Created page with "These are the only 2 '''Alabama Quarterbacks''' of all time. center|600px {| class="wikitable" |+ Quick Stats Comparison ! Category !! Joe Namath !! Ken Stabler !! Edge? |- ! Games Played | 132 | 224 | Stabler (longevity) |- ! Passing Yards | 27,663 | 26,702 | Namath (slightly) |- ! Passing TDs | 173 | 196 | Stabler |- ! Interceptions | 220 | 179 | Stabler (fewer picks) |- ! Completion % | 50.1% | 62.7% | Stabler (big gap—era difference) |-...")
- 22:41, 14 September 2025 Erika Kirk (hist | edit) [144 bytes] Grug (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''RIP Charlie''' Center|600px {{Video}} Category:PeopleCategory:IRL ShitCategory:MediaCategory:Video")
- 00:41, 31 August 2025 BRMC (hist | edit) [686 bytes] Grug (talk | contribs) (Created page with "This one is a work in progress. A very long time ago, I listened to this band and liked them. Then, for some reason, I forgot they existed. Oddly, despite the fact that I wasn't paying attention to them, they decided to have a career and release many more albums while I was not paying attention. '''BRMC''' songs will be added below as I find and enjoy them. ==Songs== <gallery> File:BRMC.mp4 </gallery>")
- 23:58, 30 August 2025 Chinese Laundry (hist | edit) [182 bytes] Grug (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The sneaky reason why Mr. Lee's laundry is so clean. What a hotshot. center|600px {{Video}} Category:VideoCategory:OldCategory:Media")
- 01:24, 27 August 2025 Cracker Barrel (hist | edit) [735 bytes] Grug (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Technically, '''Cracker Barrel''' conceded that they were stupid and are going to change their logo back. This didn't stop internet meme guys. center|600px {{Video}}")
- 02:15, 20 August 2025 Stumpin (hist | edit) [169 bytes] Grug (talk | contribs) (Created page with "BallSac thinks he's the only stumper out there, but he's wrong. center|600px {{Video}} Category:PeopleCategory:VideoCategory:Media")
- 00:57, 19 August 2025 Jack Tatum (hist | edit) [1,336 bytes] Grug (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''Jack Tatum''' is the main reason why a ton of stuff is illegal in the NFL today. center|600px")
- 12:26, 16 August 2025 Trump Talks (hist | edit) [210 bytes] Grug (talk | contribs) (Created page with "==Dentist on a Saturday???== center|600px {{Video}}")
- 23:05, 16 July 2025 Fred's Funeral (hist | edit) [1,622 bytes] Grug (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{DISPLAYTITLE:<font face="courier"><font color="hotpink">Fred's Funeral</font></font>}} Fred works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Fred! How ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Fred. "He's in my bowl...")
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why are you looking here? the joke is in your pants
<@Monkt> Erotica weishaupt what did BallSac call his wife after taking her stumpin one time?
<@Monkt> Peg
<@weishaupt> hahahahhaa
<+Erotica> lmao Monkt
<+Erotica> lettuce ban him when he gets back
i happen to be a big fuggin deal
a bunch of vanity mumbo jumbo
- total bologna articles: 785
- amount of garbage i am foisting: 4,017
- wow, images, videos, and such: 2,919
- times that i managed to fuck up: 11,586
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