A Screwdriver
Oh, hey bro, what you got going on there? Hey, that looks pretty cool. Better be careful though... Is that A Screwdriver?
Seriously bro, why would you use a flat head screwdriver for this? Couldn't you find something better? Hell, a pair of good rubber handled pliers would work better...or even an empty bottle of Coke.
What the fuck bro??? Did you seriously just drop the screwdriver? What the hell is wrong with you?
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