Difference between revisions of "User:Weishaupt/main code"

Latest revision as of 04:06, 18 April 2022

welcome fuckos

You ever step in dog shit and then attempt to remove it but end up smearing it around even worse? This wiki is just like that.

Originally, I had this great plan. This plan was to document the Internet 2.0 and then shit on it. I was going to do it on an old style website using just Notepad++ to edit it.

So I went out and bought myself some hosting and a domain. But I had forgotten that nobody cares about the internet any more and most of us use only three or four websites in total. If google doesn't show you it as one of the top three results or so, you don't look at it. Nevertheless, I had fun blogging on the main page for a couple of years, but I wanted to do something else. I had played around with mediawiki before, I decided to install it on the site as well, running alongside the blog. This blogginpedia thing is the result of all that.

previous crap

A very long time ago, a wiki editor suggested to me that I should "back up" the wiki edits that I made. He was worried that through some misconduct by other users, my work would be deleted. As it turned out, he was quite prophetic as the not only were my edits removed, the whole wiki we had worked on was deleted. This deletion did not last forever. Some other wise members decided to re-host the defunct wiki on their own, but I had already began the process of moving my work to a new site.

Quite a few of these pages are that attempt at keeping some of the articles I worked on alive. Because of the differences in versions of the wikimedia software, there may be some broken links and missing images, but that stuff isn't important...at least to me.

Now, with that explanation out of the way, I have to mention that there may (or may not) be other editors here. I have left registration open in case somebody wants to edit, upload, or make a whole new page. It is up to them.

there is always an asshole

First off, don't be a prick. Nobody likes a prick, so if you are considering becoming one, don't do it here. None of the authors, contributors, sponsors, administrators, sysops, or anyone else connected with bloggin.space in any way whatsoever can be responsible for the appearance of any inaccurate or libelous information or for your use of the information contained in or linked from these web pages. You are responsible for your use of the Services and for any Content you provide, including compliance with applicable laws, rules, and regulations. You should only provide Content that you are comfortable sharing with others. Also, everybody is 18 years old.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why are you looking here? The joke is in your pants.

BallSac: homura, How do you properly milk a flock of sheep?
BallSac: homura, Tell them the election was stolen, then ask for money.
weishaupt: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA
+Murasa: I was thinking the same thing.
homura: cute

whoop dee doo

What To Do When You Are Drunk And Get Pulled Over By A Police Officer

bitching and crying

I have forgotten what a pain in the ass setting up mediawiki is. Editing the local php file, adding lines of code to get simple shit to work, and all the other little tiny things may take me a bit to finally get this thing running the way I like. On top of that, I have forgotten just about everything I used to know about wiki markup language and it seems that mediawiki has grown crazy since I have used it.

the blog

some stuff i have done:

I blog all the time, but nobody reads them.

recent gibberish

bloggin space_{wiki style info dump}

latest shenanigans

lol, buncha crap...

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22:53, 1 July 2025 ‎Beef Birria (hist | edit) ‎[1,127 bytes] ‎Grug (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The wife wants to try '''Beef Birria''' tacos. She probably saw somebody making them on tiktok or something. They are kinda popular right now. I am putting down the ingredients here so I can remember them when I go shopping for the stuff. ==Ingredients== <poem> Put all this stuff in the slow cooker and let it go overnight. Beef Birria: 3-4 lbs beef (chuck roast, short ribs, or brisket) 5-6 dried guajillo chiles (stemmed, seeded) 3 dried ancho chiles (stemmed, seed...")
16:37, 24 June 2025 ‎They Don't Know What The Fuck They're Doing (hist | edit) ‎[81 bytes] ‎Grug (talk | contribs) (Created page with "center|600px {{Media}}")
18:18, 22 June 2025 ‎Welcome.sh (hist | edit) ‎[6,251 bytes] ‎Grug (talk | contribs) (Created page with " GNU nano 8.5 welcome #!/data/data/com.termux/files/usr/bin/bash # Termux Welcome Screen # Displays on session start with greeting, historical event, Fort Wayne weather, AL E...")
00:40, 13 June 2025 ‎Samsung Tablets In 2025 (hist | edit) ‎[1,697 bytes] ‎Grug (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Why does a Samsung Galaxy Tablet built in 2022 beat the pants off of a similar product built in 2025? {| class="wikitable" ! Feature !! Galaxy Tab S8+ (2022) !! Galaxy Tab S10 FE (2025) !! Galaxy Tab S10+ (2025) |- | '''Display''' || 12.4-inch Dynamic AMOLED 2X, 2800x1752, 120Hz, HDR10+, Gorilla Glass 5 || 10.9-inch IPS LCD, 2560x1600, 90Hz, 800 nits || 12.4-inch Dynamic AMOLED 2X, 2800x1752, 120Hz, HDR10+, anti-reflective coating |- | '''Processor''' || Qualcomm Snapdr...")

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big fuggin deal

a bunch of vanity mumbo jumbo.

total bologna articles: 775
amount of garbage i am foisting: 3,989
wow, prutty piggchurs: 2,901
times that i managed to fuck up: 11,503

categorized dogshit

mediawiki software likes to sort things into neat piles...

bloggin space_{media and such}

recent brain rot

one armed bandit

rip

Sexu

ANN ARBOR IS A WHORE

i not good at computer

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+{{DISPLAYTITLE:<span style="position: absolute; clip: rect(0px 0px 0px 0px); clip: rect(0px, 0px, 0px, 0px);">{{FULLPAGENAME}}</span>}}__NOTOC__
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+<td bgcolor="Lavender">
+== <font color="hotpink"><big>welcome fuckos</big></font> ==
-== welcome fuckos ==
 {{Q|You ever step in dog shit and then attempt to remove it but end up smearing it around even worse?  This wiki is just like that.}}
 [[File:Dongcopter.gif|right]]
-In these pages, I have two objectives.  First, I wish to document new   content as i see it.  This content is mostly from current events as   viewed by members of a [https://bloggin.space/irc.html certain IRC channel.] The second objective is a bit more complicated.  Allow me to explain:
+Originally, I had this great plan.  This plan was to document the '''''Internet 2.0''''' and then shit on it.  I was going to do it on an old style website using just Notepad++ to edit it.
+So I went out and bought myself some hosting and a domain. But I had forgotten that nobody cares about the internet any more and most of us use only three or four websites in total.  If google doesn't show you it as one of the top three results or so, you don't look at it. Nevertheless, I had fun blogging on the main page for a couple of years, but I wanted to do something else. I had played around with mediawiki before, I decided to install it on the site as well, running alongside the blog.  This blogginpedia thing is the result of all that.
-A very long time ago, a wiki editor suggested to me that I should   "back up" the wiki edits that I made.  He was worried that through some   misconduct by other users, my work would be deleted.  As it turned out,   he was quite prophetic as the not only were my edits removed, the whole   wiki we had worked on was deleted. </p>
+==<font color="hotpink">previous crap</font>==
+[[file:Boomer.png|left|40px]]A very long time ago, a wiki editor suggested to me that I should "back up" the wiki edits that I made. He was worried that through some misconduct by other users, my work would be deleted.  As it turned out, he was quite prophetic as the not only were my edits removed, the whole wiki we had worked on was deleted.
-This deletion did not last forevet. Some other wise members decided to re-host the defunct wiki on their own, but I had already began the process of moving my work to a new site.  Quite a few of these pages are   that attempt at keeping some of the articles I worked on alive. Because of the differences in versions of the wikimedia software, there may be some broken links and missing images, but that stuff isn't important...at least to me.
+This deletion did not last forever. Some other wise members decided to re-host the defunct wiki on their own, but I had already began the process of moving my work to a new site.[[File:Big booba left.png|right|30px]]  Quite a few of these pages are   that attempt at keeping some of the articles I worked on alive. Because of the differences in versions of the wikimedia software, there may be some broken links and missing images, but that stuff isn't important...at least to me.
 Now, with that explanation out of the way, I have to mention that   there may (or may not) be other editors here.  I have left registration   open in case somebody wants to edit, upload, or make a whole new page. It is up to them.
-== disclaimers: because things ==
+== <font color="hotpink">there is always an asshole</font> ==
 [[File:disclaimcop.png|right|110px]]
 First off, don't be a prick. Nobody likes a prick, so   if you are considering becoming one, don't do it here. None of the   authors, contributors, sponsors, administrators, sysops, or anyone else   connected with bloggin.space in any way whatsoever can be responsible   for the appearance of any inaccurate or libelous information or for your   use of the information contained in or linked from these web pages. You   are responsible for your use of the Services and for any Content you   provide, including compliance with applicable laws, rules, and   regulations. You should only provide Content that you are comfortable   sharing with others. Also, everybody is 18 years old.
-===see also===
+===<font color="hotpink">see also</font>===
 *[[Terms of Service]]
 *[[E.U.L.A.]]
 *[https://bloggin.space/hr.html Human Resources]
-== jokes make you less likely to kys yourself==
+==<font color="hotpink">HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA</font>==
 [[File:lolololol.png|right|50px]]
 '''Why are you looking here?  The joke is in your pants.'''
 <poem>
-<BallSac> tell weishaupt --> Why was a used tampon on display at the museum?
+BallSac: homura, How do you properly milk a flock of sheep?
-<BallSac> tell weishaupt --> It was a PERIOD piece
+BallSac: homura, Tell them the election was stolen, then ask for money.
+weishaupt: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA
++Murasa: I was thinking the same thing.
+homura: cute
 </poem>
 </td>
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-== whoop dee doo ==
+== <font color="hotpink">whoop dee doo</font> ==
 [[File:fake.png|80px|right|you're all fake news]]
 [[What To Do When You Are Drunk And Get Pulled Over By A Police Officer]]
 <!-- random bullshit gets typed in here from time to time -->
-== bitching and crying ==
+== <font color="hotpink">bitching and crying</font> ==
 I have forgotten what a pain in the ass setting up mediawiki is. Editing the local php file, adding lines of code to get simple shit to work, and all the other little tiny things may take me a bit to finally get this thing running the way I like. On top of that, I have forgotten just about everything I used to know about wiki markup language and it seems that mediawiki has grown crazy since I have used it. </td>
 </tr>
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 <td bgcolor="#FFF0F5">
-== things that need to be cancelled ==
+== <font color="hotpink">the blog</font> ==
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-== recent gibberish ==
+== <font color="hotpink">recent gibberish</font> ==
 <!-- only put three or four articles in here.  they must be new ones -->
 [[File:fedora.png|right|90px|it's tipped, ma'am]]
 *[[Clam Dip]]
-*[[Frost Heave]]
+*[[Japanese Man Chases Car While Yelling Sex At The Top Of His Lungs|SEX]]
-*[[Public Library]]
+*[[Watermelon]]
-*[[A Stick]]
+*[[Dead Companies]]
-*[[Analog Water Meter]]
+*[[Jeff's Sex Doll]]
 </td>
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 <hr width="60%"></center>
-== latest shenanigans ==
+== <font color="hotpink">latest shenanigans</font> ==
-{{Special:RecentChanges/20}}
+<div style="clear: both; margin: 2em auto 2em auto; padding: 1.5em; border-radius:0em; width:80%; border:.1em solid black; background: honeydew;">
-==somebody did something...neat==
+<font color="hotpink">'''lol, buncha crap...'''</font>
+<small>{{Special:NewPages/limit=4,shownav,namespace=Main}}</small>
+</div>
+== <font color="hotpink">big fuggin deal</font> ==
 [[File:mtndewguy.gif|right|120px]]
-'''a bunch of vanity crap.'''
+'''a bunch of vanity mumbo jumbo.'''
-*OooOOoooo lookit what I done: '''{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}'''
+*total bologna articles: '''{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}'''
 *amount of [[Special:AllPages|garbage i am foisting:]] '''{{NUMBEROFPAGES}}'''
 *wow, [[Special:ListFiles|prutty piggchurs:]] '''{{NUMBEROFFILES}}'''
 *times that [[Special:RecentChanges|i managed to fuck up:]] '''{{NUMBEROFEDITS}}'''
-==categorized dogshit==
+== <font color="hotpink">categorized dogshit</font> ==
 '''mediawiki software likes to sort things into neat piles...'''
 <table width="100%" align="center" cellspacing="20px" cellpadding="20px" bgcolor="honeydew">
 <tr>
-<td width="33%" align="left" valign="top" bgcolor="Lavender">
+<td width="33%" align="left" valign="top" bgcolor="Seashell">
 [[File:Beer4.png|right|50px]]
 * [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:Exertion‏‎ <span style="color:teal;">'''exertion'''</span>]
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 * [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:Help <span style="color:teal;">'''help'''</span>]
 * [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:People_Who_Do_Not_Exist‏‎ <span style="color:teal;">'''non people'''</span>]
+* [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:Things_That_Don%27t_Exist‏‎ <span style="color:teal;">'''non things'''</span>]
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-==recent brain rot==
+==<font color="hotpink">recent brain rot</font>==
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 <tr>
 <td width="33%" align="left" valign="top" bgcolor="#a9d7ff">
-[[File:Smelly pussy.jpg|center|150px|sniff sniff]]imagine the smell
+[[File:Rick allen.jpg|center|200px]]one armed bandit
 </td>
 <td width="33%" valign="top" align="left" bgcolor="#b8f0e2">
-[[File:San francisco cocksucker-.mp4|center|300px]]cog suggah
+[[File:Saget macdonald gottfried rose.jpg|center|200px]]rip
 <td width="33%" valign="top" align="left" bgcolor="#d470a2">
-[[File:Thinkpad.jpg|center|200px|oh NOOOOOOOOOOO]]whoopsie daisy
+[[File:Japanese guy running down the road yelling about sex.mp4|300px|center]]Sexu
 </td>
 </tr>
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-==shid-posting==
+<br>
-<table width="100%" align="center" valign="top" cellspacing="2px" cellpadding="1px" bgcolor="indianred">
+<center><div style="clear: both; padding: 3px; border-radius:0em; width:80%; border:.5em solid #ffcb05; background: #00274c;"><big><big><font color="#ffcb05"><center>[[File:whore 1a.png|80px]]  '''<big><big>ANN ARBOR IS A WHORE</big></BIG>''' [[File:whore 1a.png|80px]]</center></font></big></big></div></div></center>
-<tr>
+<center>
-<td>
+<font color="indianred"><small><small>i not good at computer</small></small></font>
-{{Special:IframePage}}
+</center>
-<div style="text-align:center; color:white">
-[[Special:IframePage/Chat|'''''wut?''''']]</div>
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