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== <font color="hotpink"><big>welcome fuckos</big></font> == | |||
{{Q|You ever step in dog shit and then attempt to remove it but end up smearing it around even worse? This wiki is just like that.}} | |||
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Originally, I had this great plan. This plan was to document the '''''Internet 2.0''''' and then shit on it. I was going to do it on an old style website using just Notepad++ to edit it. | |||
So I went out and bought myself some hosting and a domain. But I had forgotten that nobody cares about the internet any more and most of us use only three or four websites in total. If google doesn't show you it as one of the top three results or so, you don't look at it. Nevertheless, I had fun blogging on the main page for a couple of years, but I wanted to do something else. I had played around with mediawiki before, I decided to install it on the site as well, running alongside the blog. This blogginpedia thing is the result of all that. | |||
==<font color="hotpink">previous crap</font>== | |||
[[file:Boomer.png|left|40px]]A very long time ago, a wiki editor suggested to me that I should "back up" the wiki edits that I made. He was worried that through some misconduct by other users, my work would be deleted. As it turned out, he was quite prophetic as the not only were my edits removed, the whole wiki we had worked on was deleted. | |||
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A very long time ago, a wiki editor suggested to me that I should | |||
This deletion did not last | This deletion did not last forever. Some other wise members decided to re-host the defunct wiki on their own, but I had already began the process of moving my work to a new site.[[File:Big booba left.png|right|30px]] Quite a few of these pages are that attempt at keeping some of the articles I worked on alive. Because of the differences in versions of the wikimedia software, there may be some broken links and missing images, but that stuff isn't important...at least to me. | ||
Now, with that explanation out of the way, I have to mention that there may (or may not) be other editors here. I have left registration open in case somebody wants to edit, upload, or make a whole new page. It is up to them. | Now, with that explanation out of the way, I have to mention that there may (or may not) be other editors here. I have left registration open in case somebody wants to edit, upload, or make a whole new page. It is up to them. | ||
== | == <font color="hotpink">there is always an asshole</font> == | ||
[[File:disclaimcop.png|right|110px]] | [[File:disclaimcop.png|right|110px]] | ||
First off, don't be a prick. Nobody likes a prick, so if you are considering becoming one, don't do it here. None of the authors, contributors, sponsors, administrators, sysops, or anyone else connected with bloggin.space in any way whatsoever can be responsible for the appearance of any inaccurate or libelous information or for your use of the information contained in or linked from these web pages. You are responsible for your use of the Services and for any Content you provide, including compliance with applicable laws, rules, and regulations. You should only provide Content that you are comfortable sharing with others. Also, everybody is 18 years old. | First off, don't be a prick. Nobody likes a prick, so if you are considering becoming one, don't do it here. None of the authors, contributors, sponsors, administrators, sysops, or anyone else connected with bloggin.space in any way whatsoever can be responsible for the appearance of any inaccurate or libelous information or for your use of the information contained in or linked from these web pages. You are responsible for your use of the Services and for any Content you provide, including compliance with applicable laws, rules, and regulations. You should only provide Content that you are comfortable sharing with others. Also, everybody is 18 years old. | ||
===<font color="hotpink">see also</font>=== | |||
*[[Terms of Service]] | |||
*[[E.U.L.A.]] | |||
*[https://bloggin.space/hr.html Human Resources] | |||
==<font color="hotpink">HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA</font>== | |||
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'''Why are you looking here? The joke is in your pants.''' | |||
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BallSac: homura, How do you properly milk a flock of sheep? | |||
BallSac: homura, Tell them the election was stolen, then ask for money. | |||
weishaupt: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA | |||
+Murasa: I was thinking the same thing. | |||
homura: cute | |||
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== | == <font color="hotpink">whoop dee doo</font> == | ||
[[File:fake.png|80px|right|you're all fake news]] | |||
[[What To Do When You Are Drunk And Get Pulled Over By A Police Officer]] | |||
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I have forgotten what a pain in the ass setting up mediawiki is. Editing the local php file, adding lines of code to get simple shit to work, and all the other little tiny things may take me a bit to finally get this thing running the way I like. On top of that, I have forgotten just about everything I used to know about wiki markup language. </td> | == <font color="hotpink">bitching and crying</font> == | ||
I have forgotten what a pain in the ass setting up mediawiki is. Editing the local php file, adding lines of code to get simple shit to work, and all the other little tiny things may take me a bit to finally get this thing running the way I like. On top of that, I have forgotten just about everything I used to know about wiki markup language and it seems that mediawiki has grown crazy since I have used it. </td> | |||
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== <font color="hotpink">the blog</font> == | |||
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[[File:blogwiki.png|right|70px]] | [[File:blogwiki.png|right|70px]] | ||
some stuff i have done: | |||
* | *[https://bloggin.space/olympics.html olympics] | ||
* | *[https://bloggin.space/trimmers.html a guide to weed trimmers] | ||
* | *[https://bloggin.space/tiddlywiki.html web notebook] | ||
* | *[https://bloggin.space/sherry.html sherry] | ||
I blog all the time, but nobody reads them. | |||
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== recent | == <font color="hotpink">recent gibberish</font> == | ||
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[[File:fedora.png|right| | [[File:fedora.png|right|90px|it's tipped, ma'am]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Clam Dip]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Japanese Man Chases Car While Yelling Sex At The Top Of His Lungs|SEX]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Watermelon]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Dead Companies]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Jeff's Sex Doll]] | ||
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<center><font size="+2"><font color="hotpink">b</font><font color="brown">log</font><font color="hotpink">gin space<sub> wiki style info dump</sub></font size></font> | |||
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== <font color="hotpink">latest shenanigans</font> == | |||
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<font color="hotpink">'''lol, buncha crap...'''</font> | |||
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== <font color="hotpink">big fuggin deal</font> == | |||
[[File:mtndewguy.gif|right|120px]] | |||
'''a bunch of vanity mumbo jumbo.''' | |||
*total bologna articles: '''{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}''' | |||
*amount of [[Special:AllPages|garbage i am foisting:]] '''{{NUMBEROFPAGES}}''' | |||
*wow, [[Special:ListFiles|prutty piggchurs:]] '''{{NUMBEROFFILES}}''' | |||
*times that [[Special:RecentChanges|i managed to fuck up:]] '''{{NUMBEROFEDITS}}''' | |||
== <font color="hotpink">categorized dogshit</font> == | |||
'''mediawiki software likes to sort things into neat piles...''' | |||
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* [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:Exertion <span style="color:teal;">'''exertion'''</span>] | |||
* [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:Words <span style="color:teal;">'''words'''</span>] | |||
* [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:People <span style="color:teal;">'''people'''</span>] | |||
* [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:Food <span style="color:teal;">'''food'''</span>] | |||
* [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:Old <span style="color:teal;">'''old'''</span>] | |||
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* [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:IRL_Shit <span style="color:teal;">'''irl shit'''</span>] | |||
* [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:In_Jokes <span style="color:teal;">'''in jokes'''</span>] | |||
* [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:Internet <span style="color:teal;">'''internet'''</span>] | |||
* [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:Blogs <span style="color:teal;">'''blogs'''</span>] | |||
* [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:Nonsense <span style="color:teal;">'''nonsense'''</span>] | |||
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[[File:biden1.png|right|60px|c'mon MAN]] | |||
* [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:Video <span style="color:teal;">'''video'''</span>] | |||
* [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:Media <span style="color:teal;">'''media'''</span>] | |||
* [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:Help <span style="color:teal;">'''help'''</span>] | |||
* [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:People_Who_Do_Not_Exist <span style="color:teal;">'''non people'''</span>] | |||
* [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:Things_That_Don%27t_Exist <span style="color:teal;">'''non things'''</span>] | |||
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<center><font size="+2"><font color="hotpink">b</font><font color="brown">log</font><font color="hotpink">gin space<sub> media and such </sub></font size></font> | |||
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==recent | ==<font color="hotpink">recent brain rot</font>== | ||
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[[File:Rick allen.jpg|center|200px]]one armed bandit | |||
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[[File:Saget macdonald gottfried rose.jpg|center|200px]]rip | |||
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[[File:Japanese guy running down the road yelling about sex.mp4|300px|center]]Sexu | |||
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<center><div style="clear: both; padding: 3px; border-radius:0em; width:80%; border:.5em solid #ffcb05; background: #00274c;"><big><big><font color="#ffcb05"><center>[[File:whore 1a.png|80px]] '''<big><big>ANN ARBOR IS A WHORE</big></BIG>''' [[File:whore 1a.png|80px]]</center></font></big></big></div></div></center> | |||
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<font color="indianred"><small><small>i not good at computer</small></small></font> | |||
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