1. Why did the two toilet paper cops jump off the cliff?
They needed to get to the BOTTOM of the case!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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2. Mortal Combat was based on an old Scandinavian song...
a FINNISH HYMN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHA
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<+maniac> cum cunts make stunned grunts
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3. What kind of bees make milk?
BOO-BEES!!!!
HAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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4. What's the difference between an enzyme and a horemone?
You can't hear a horemone!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHA
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5. Sex is like a burrito...
Don't unwrap or it will be in your lap!!!!
HAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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06|24 • 08:15pm BallSac: •Erotica• There are seven planets now...
06|24 • 08:15pm BallSac: •Erotica• Pluto got demoted and I destroyed ur-anus last night.
06|24 • 08:15pm BallSac: AHHAHAHAHAHAHA
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6. What happened to the fly that was on the toilet seat?
It got PISSED OFF!!!!
D::DDD:D::D:::DDDD
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If you take a shit and you call it a "penecks," what does penecks do when she takes a shit?
she takes a donics!!!!
AHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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7. Why did the condom fly across the room?
It got PISSED OFF!!!!
HAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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09:17pm tpuahsiew: i went to a whorehouse i know around here but it was closed
09:17pm tpuahsiew: sign on the door said "we're closed, beat it!"
09:18pm BallSac: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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KNOCK KNOCK...
Who's there?
"I eat mop"
I eat mop who?
Why you eat your poo???
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tpuahsiew: tell Tanoc what does your tofu and your dildo have in common?
tpuahsiew: tell Tanoc both are your meat substitutes, faggot
BallSac: HAHAHAHHAHA
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BallSac: .tell weishaupt ---> What weighs more? A gallon of water or a gallon of butane?
BallSac: .tell weishaupt ---> Water. Butane is a lighter fluid.
BallSac: HAHAHAHHAHA
weishaupt: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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weishaupt: i just sold my homing pidgeon on ebay for the 23rd time
BallSac: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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BallSac: weishaupt
BallSac: A husband comes home and says to his wife "I just bought condoms with taste. Let's turn off the light, and then you can guess what flavor it is." So they turned off the lights and...
BallSac: The wife asks: "Is it cheese and tuna flavor?"
weishaupt: ew
BallSac: The Husband says: "Take it easy, let me put it on first"
BallSac: HAHAHAHHAHAHA
+man3: HAHAHAHHAHAHA
BallSac: yuck
weishaupt: i wont be telling the wife that one
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BallSac: homura, How do you properly milk a flock of sheep?
BallSac: homura, Tell them the election was stolen, then ask for money.
weishaupt: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA
+Murasa: I was thinking the same thing.
homura: cute
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BallSac: .tell Erotica ---> Whats the difference between Jam and Marmalade?
BallSac: .tell Erotica ---> You can't marmalade your cock up a girls ass.
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BallSac: .tell Tanoc ------> Did you know that pigeons die after having sex ????
BallSac: .tell Tanoc ------> At least mine did when i tried
+Tanoc: that's fucked up BallSac
~Macbot: weishaupt ----> HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
+Tanoc: what's wrong with you
BallSac: HAHAHAHAHHAHA
+man3: HAHAHAHAHHAHA
@weishaupt: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA
BallSac: look at the macbot HAHAHAHHAHAHHA
BallSac: he even knows its funni
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BallSac: homura, Why don't the rabbits make noise during sex?
BallSac: homura, Because they have fluffy balls.
homura: makes sense
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BallSac: Tanoc, I want to tell you about a girl who only eats plants.
BallSac: Tanoc, You've probably never heard of herbivore.
*tpuahsiew slaps Tanoc
+Tanoc never ping me again freaks
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BallSac: tpuahsiew: When did pinochio discover he was made of wood?
BallSac: tpuahsiew: He tried jacking off and set himself on fire.
tpuahsiew: HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
+man3: HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
tpuahsiew: Tanoc, did you read that one???
tpuahsiew: it was FUNNY