Timeline 12539

“ Timeline 12539 is truly blessed” -- -- FED

One of the good timelines, Timeline 12539 displays honor, vengence, dignity, integrity, morals, and finally Justice.

Yes, Timeline 12539, has led us to an heroic shift.

The Image

The Story

<@FED> you know what that is?
<@FED> that's my roommate packing his shit and getting the FUCK out of my house
<+BallSac> well shid
<+BallSac> for any reason ?
<+BallSac> err
<+BallSac> why ?
<@FED> uhhhh nonpayment of rent for 3 months? You haven't been a part of the Roommate Arc?
<@weishaupt> <@FED> that's my roommate packing his shit and getting the FUCK out of my house
<@weishaupt> hahahahahahahahahahahaha
<@weishaupt> great!
<@FED> I might have told him the sheriffs were coming tomorrow, when in reality there's a bunch of legal court proceedings to evict someone before the sheriffs arrive
<@FED> whoops
<@Monkt> that's ok FED that's how weishaupt does it
<@Monkt> they never know the difference
<@FED> I've already got the new door locks ordered on Amazon
<@FED> I called a locksmith just for fun to see how much it would be for them to replace the locks
<@FED> $218!!!
<@FED> my roommate is neither malicious enough nor clever enough to kick the door in
<@FED> I'm pretty sure he's not even smart enough to make a copy of his house key, so changing the locks is moot
<@FED> but, it's what you do
<@Monkt> yeah I don't want him having a key to MY room FED

Bittersweet

Shame, he's been here almost 3 years. We were friends. -- FED

A New Shift

Events occurred during the creation of this article, causing a new shift to a different timeline. See Timeline 12542 for further details.

Timeline 12539* is part of an infinite series that concerns

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*Remember, Timelines are endless and every choice you make creates a new thread.

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