Timeline 23677

Timeline 23677 is also known as the "Lime Timeline." This is because certain people have trouble holding limes in this timeline.

For example:

But then you realize that in this timeline, you also have boxes and that you can hold a shitload more limes than the normal mortal.

Backstory

Some dude called me and asked me if I wanted some limes. "Sure," I said. I like to make salsa and other recipes that require limes. Unfortunately, I did not ask how many limes he was going to give me, and a 10 pound box of the fuckers showed up on my porch.

Timeline 23677* is part of an infinite series that concerns

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*Remember, Timelines are endless and every choice you make creates a new thread.

• Timeline Prime • Timeline 12539 • Timeline 34238 • Timeline 12542 • Timeline 7221 • Triple Mike Tattoo • Timeline 12568 • Timeline 23677 • Big Mac Timeline • Keith David and David Keith •