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<center><font size="+2"><font color="hotpink">b</font><font color="brown">log</font><font color="hotpink">gin space<sub> wiki</sub></font size></font | <center><font size="+2"><font color="hotpink">b</font><font color="brown">log</font><font color="hotpink">gin space<sub> wiki</sub></font size></font> | ||
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== welcome fuckos == | == welcome fuckos == | ||
{{Q|You ever step in dog shit and then attempt to remove it but end up smearing it around even worse? This wiki is just like that.}} | {{Q|You ever step in dog shit and then attempt to remove it but end up smearing it around even worse? This wiki is just like that.}} | ||
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In these pages, I have two objectives. First, I wish to document new content as i see it. This content is mostly from current events as viewed by members of a [https://bloggin.space/irc.html certain IRC channel.] The second objective is a bit more complicated. Allow me to explain: | In these pages, I have two objectives. First, I wish to document new content as i see it. This content is mostly from current events as viewed by members of a [https://bloggin.space/irc.html certain IRC channel.] The second objective is a bit more complicated. Allow me to explain: | ||
A very long time ago, a wiki editor suggested to me that I should "back up" the wiki edits that I made. He was worried that through some misconduct by other users, my work would be deleted. As it turned out, he was quite prophetic as the not only were my edits removed, the whole wiki we had worked on was deleted. </p> | A very long time ago, a wiki editor suggested to me that I should "back up" the wiki edits that I made. He was worried that through some misconduct by other users, my work would be deleted. As it turned out, he was quite prophetic as the not only were my edits removed, the whole wiki we had worked on was deleted. </p> | ||
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Now, with that explanation out of the way, I have to mention that there may (or may not) be other editors here. I have left registration open in case somebody wants to edit, upload, or make a whole new page. It is up to them. | Now, with that explanation out of the way, I have to mention that there may (or may not) be other editors here. I have left registration open in case somebody wants to edit, upload, or make a whole new page. It is up to them. | ||
== disclaimers: because things == | == disclaimers: because things == | ||
[[File:disclaimcop.png|right|110px]] | [[File:disclaimcop.png|right|110px]] | ||
First off, don't be a prick. Nobody likes a prick, so if you are considering becoming one, don't do it here. None of the authors, contributors, sponsors, administrators, sysops, or anyone else connected with bloggin.space in any way whatsoever can be responsible for the appearance of any inaccurate or libelous information or for your use of the information contained in or linked from these web pages. You are responsible for your use of the Services and for any Content you provide, including compliance with applicable laws, rules, and regulations. You should only provide Content that you are comfortable sharing with others. Also, everybody is 18 years old. | First off, don't be a prick. Nobody likes a prick, so if you are considering becoming one, don't do it here. None of the authors, contributors, sponsors, administrators, sysops, or anyone else connected with bloggin.space in any way whatsoever can be responsible for the appearance of any inaccurate or libelous information or for your use of the information contained in or linked from these web pages. You are responsible for your use of the Services and for any Content you provide, including compliance with applicable laws, rules, and regulations. You should only provide Content that you are comfortable sharing with others. Also, everybody is 18 years old. | ||
===see also=== | |||
*[[Terms of Service]] | *[[Terms of Service]] | ||
*[[E.U.L.A.]] | *[[E.U.L.A.]] | ||
*[https://bloggin.space/hr.html Human Resources] | *[https://bloggin.space/hr.html Human Resources] | ||
== jokes make you less likely to kys yourself== | == jokes make you less likely to kys yourself== | ||
[[File:lolololol.png|right| | [[File:lolololol.png|right|50px]] | ||
'''Why are you looking here? The joke is in your pants.''' | '''Why are you looking here? The joke is in your pants.''' | ||
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<BallSac> tell weishaupt --> It was a PERIOD piece | <BallSac> tell weishaupt --> It was a PERIOD piece | ||
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== | == whoop dee doo == | ||
[[File:fake.png|80px|right|you're all fake news]] | |||
[[What To Do When You Are Drunk And Get Pulled Over By A Police Officer]] | |||
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== bitching and crying == | |||
I have forgotten what a pain in the ass setting up mediawiki is. Editing the local php file, adding lines of code to get simple shit to work, and all the other little tiny things may take me a bit to finally get this thing running the way I like. On top of that, I have forgotten just about everything I used to know about wiki markup language and it seems that mediawiki has grown crazy since I have used it. </td> | |||
I have forgotten what a pain in the ass setting up mediawiki is. Editing the local php file, adding lines of code to get simple shit to work, and all the other little tiny things may take me a bit to finally get this thing running the way I like. On top of that, I have forgotten just about everything I used to know about wiki markup language. </td> | </tr> | ||
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== | == things that need to be cancelled == | ||
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[[File:blogwiki.png|right|70px]] | [[File:blogwiki.png|right|70px]] | ||
some stuff i have done: | some stuff i have done: | ||
*[https://bloggin.space/ | *[https://bloggin.space/olympics.html olympics] | ||
*[https://bloggin.space/trimmers.html a guide to weed trimmers] | *[https://bloggin.space/trimmers.html a guide to weed trimmers] | ||
*[https://bloggin.space/tiddlywiki.html web notebook] | *[https://bloggin.space/tiddlywiki.html web notebook] | ||
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I blog all the time, but nobody reads them. | I blog all the time, but nobody reads them. | ||
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== recent gibberish == | == recent gibberish == | ||
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[[File:fedora.png|right|90px|it's tipped, ma'am]] | [[File:fedora.png|right|90px|it's tipped, ma'am]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Clam Dip]] | ||
*[[Frost Heave]] | *[[Frost Heave]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Public Library]] | ||
*[[A Stick]] | *[[A Stick]] | ||
*[[Analog Water Meter]] | *[[Analog Water Meter]] | ||
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<center><font size="+2"><font color="hotpink">b</font><font color="brown">log</font><font color="hotpink">gin space<sub> wiki style info dump</sub></font size></font> | <center><font size="+2"><font color="hotpink">b</font><font color="brown">log</font><font color="hotpink">gin space<sub> wiki style info dump</sub></font size></font> | ||
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== latest shenanigans == | == latest shenanigans == | ||
{{Special:RecentChanges/20}} | {{Special:RecentChanges/20}} | ||
==somebody did something...neat== | ==somebody did something...neat== | ||
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*wow, [[Special:ListFiles|prutty piggchurs:]] '''{{NUMBEROFFILES}}''' | *wow, [[Special:ListFiles|prutty piggchurs:]] '''{{NUMBEROFFILES}}''' | ||
*times that [[Special:RecentChanges|i managed to fuck up:]] '''{{NUMBEROFEDITS}}''' | *times that [[Special:RecentChanges|i managed to fuck up:]] '''{{NUMBEROFEDITS}}''' | ||
==categorized dogshit== | ==categorized dogshit== | ||
'''mediawiki software likes to sort things into neat piles...''' | '''mediawiki software likes to sort things into neat piles...''' | ||
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* [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:Exertion <span style="color:teal;">'''exertion'''</span>] | * [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:Exertion <span style="color:teal;">'''exertion'''</span>] | ||
* [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:Words <span style="color:teal;">'''words'''</span>] | |||
* [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:People <span style="color:teal;">'''people'''</span>] | * [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:People <span style="color:teal;">'''people'''</span>] | ||
* [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:Food <span style="color:teal;">'''food'''</span>] | * [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:Food <span style="color:teal;">'''food'''</span>] | ||
* [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:Old <span style="color:teal;">'''old'''</span>] | * [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:Old <span style="color:teal;">'''old'''</span>] | ||
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[[File:Dogpoop.png|right|70px]] | [[File:Dogpoop.png|right|70px]] | ||
* [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:IRL_Shit <span style="color:teal;">'''irl shit'''</span>] | * [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:IRL_Shit <span style="color:teal;">'''irl shit'''</span>] | ||
* [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:In_Jokes <span style="color:teal;">'''in jokes'''</span>] | * [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:In_Jokes <span style="color:teal;">'''in jokes'''</span>] | ||
* [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:Internet <span style="color:teal;">'''internet'''</span>] | * [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:Internet <span style="color:teal;">'''internet'''</span>] | ||
* [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:Blogs <span style="color:teal;">'''blogs'''</span>] | |||
* [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:Nonsense <span style="color:teal;">'''nonsense'''</span>] | * [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:Nonsense <span style="color:teal;">'''nonsense'''</span>] | ||
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[[File:biden1.png|right|60px|c'mon MAN]] | [[File:biden1.png|right|60px|c'mon MAN]] | ||
* [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:Video <span style="color:teal;">'''video'''</span>] | * [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:Video <span style="color:teal;">'''video'''</span>] | ||
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* [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:People_Who_Do_Not_Exist <span style="color:teal;">'''non people'''</span>] | * [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:People_Who_Do_Not_Exist <span style="color:teal;">'''non people'''</span>] | ||
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<center><font size="+2"><font color="hotpink">b</font><font color="brown">log</font><font color="hotpink">gin space<sub> media and such </sub></font size></font> | |||
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==recent brain rot== | |||
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[[File:Smelly pussy.jpg|center|150px|sniff sniff]]imagine the smell | |||
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[[File:San francisco cocksucker-.mp4|center|300px]]cog suggah | |||
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[[File:Thinkpad.jpg|center|200px|oh NOOOOOOOOOOO]]whoopsie daisy | |||
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==shid-posting== | |||
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